#simeon thoughts

[daytaker]

Find My Demon

"Beelzebub" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near Hell's Kitchen.

My mom put an airtag on her puppy's collar, both to keep track of her and to train her to come when she hears the beeping sound.

So now I'm imagining Lucifer secretly slipping airtags into his brothers' things. One buried at the bottom of Asmo's makeup bag, one in Mammon's wallet, etc.

"Asmodeus" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near Majolish.

Every time he gets one of these notifs though, he has an instant of panic, like a mom realizing she lost her kid at the mall.

"Satan" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near Royal Library.

Then when he leaves the house and all his brothers are still there, he gets pinged six times. And as much as it annoys him it's kind of distressing to see them all lined up.

"Mammon" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

"Leviathan" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

"Satan" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

"Asmodeus" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

"Beelzebub" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

"Belphegor" left behind. This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near House of Lamentation.

Diavolo: Lucifer, you look distressed. Lucifer: Oh, no, it's nothing. Simply concerned for my imbecile brothers, as usual. Diavolo: Worried they'll get up to some mischief while you're out? Lucifer: No. That much is a given.

Bonus: Simeon has Luke airtagged.

Luke: Simeon? Something keeps making a weird dinging sound. I think it's coming from my clothes? Did Solomon pull a prank on me again? Simeon, silently turning off the Find My Luke alert: Oh, there you are. Um, nothing to worry about. The sound stopped, didn't it? Luke: I guess... Simeon: Great! Luke: .... 🤨 Simeon: 😌

[daytaker]

Let's take a moment to appreciate the shade Simeon threw at Mammon by naming his TSL equivalent "Lord of Fools".

That's all I wanted to say.

[daytaker]

Simeon and Satan

I was gonna add this to this post about underrated (mostly platonic) pairs in OM, but it's really just based on a single scene and some HCs, so it didn't feel justified.

I just really love that scene in NB where Satan's like "idk I don't really feel like their brother" and Simeon's just "lol couldn't be me."

And then he reassures Satan that he actually is their brother, for real, like, Asmo never painted Simeon's nails, and if that's not enough evidence, he's not sure what is.

Also:

Can you imagine how awkward their introduction was? They don't show it in the game which is either a big loss or a big win depending on how they would have played it but I imagine Lucifer would have been like,

Lucifer: Ah, Simeon, I forgot to introduce you to my feral son/brother, Satan. Simeon: Is he the one that came out of your back? Satan: Why is that what everyone always asks?! Lucifer: He is. Simeon: It's a pleasure to meet you, Satan. Satan: >:( Lucifer: He's going through puberty, please excuse him.

Simeon just thinking the whole time that he wished he could have been their brother, and Satan extremely annoyed by how shiny angels are. And why does he look so happy and kind? What the actual fuck is this?