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LMAOOO IM CRYING AT THIS 😭😭
Imagine being a normal demon in Devildom and managing to piss MC off, and suddenly the entire government is breathing down your neck. Devildom Prince and his Butler, the freaking seven demons of Avatars of Sins, the strongest Sorcerer of Humanity, high ranking Angels, and also a literal Grim Reaper. Wait, don't forget MC's admirers cuz they canonically got a lot of 'em.
Yea the demon ain't surviving.
You recently wrote about pervy things the 7 brothers do before they're in a relationship with MC. Could you please write about pervy things the OG side characters (Solomon, Simeon, Diavolo, Barbatos) do? 👀
⛓️Pervy Things the Side Characters do Before Dating ⛓️
The Demon Brother's version is: Here
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Featuring: The OG Dateables (Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon)
CW: Perversion, arousal, needy and weird behaviour, a bit stalker-ish in Barbatos' and Solomon's part | MDNI!
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Diavolo:
⟶ He gets kind of needy for your attention. With his power, he can easily make it look like you need to stay at the castle for safety reasons, even if the brothers know you're totally fine. Diavolo gets a bit possessive, which honestly scares nearly everybody in the game. Only Barbatos would have that kind of power to stop him and talk some sense into the prince.
⟶ Heart jumps out of his body when you touch him. But not in the accidental way like brushing up against his arm when walking past him. But he'd actually melt if you hugged him or got very curious of his demon form.
⟶ Touching his arms, wings, or horns for too long would quickly arouse him, so he laughs awkwardly the entire time until you let up. He's got this wide, goofy grin on his face still, even if he's blushing, which makes it harder for him to hold back what he's truly feeling. Try praising him, it'll drive him crazy. Like nine times out of ten, he has to excuse himself to his chambers after that.
Mom things the obey me brothers do
Lucifer
Fixes your clothing or wipes your face with no warning
“If mammon jumped off a cliff would you??”
Mammon
You saying you wanna do something and he goes “you have ____ money?”
“We have food at home”
Levi
Wanting the phone numbers of the people your hanging out with
“Make sure you have your location on!”
Satan
Your stomach hurts
“Probably from being on that phone”
Asmo
Fun mom
“Do as I say not as I do”
Beel
Making sure you clean your plate
“There’s starving kids in Africa!”
Belphie
Getting scared when woken up
*gasps dramatically* “WHATS WRONG??”
Diavolo is huge and I don’t care what anyone says, not even the devs themselves and their silly canon height chart.
Even when he’s outside of his demon form bro is like 7-8ft tall, he towers over EVERYONE. Sometimes it’s hard to not be intimidated, no matter the situation, I feel like it’s always a bit spooky to have to crane your neck up so much just to look him in the eyes. And honestly if he didn’t look so joyous to exist all the time he would be pretty damn scary to hang around.
and along with that he’s the only one out of the entire cast that I can imagine is completely SHREDDED. And I mean if you asked this man to flex he’d rip his clothes as if they were wet paper towels, and mother fucker would probably be all “teehee” embarrassed about it.
But despite it. he’s GENTLE. Every tea cup or glass he holds is so insanely safe because he’s so cautious. If he’s around mc AT ALL he’s very careful when he holds them, they’re just so small! And even if they aren’t too different in height compared to the brothers, the brothers at the very least can take a hit- mc? Yeah no he’s scared that a singular too tight hug will squash them like a soggy grape.
Though I like to imagine him using it to his advantage sometimes, if mc were to ever start getting aggressive or angry at another demon or even at a brother for being ridiculous, all he’d have to do is pick them up and walk away. Easy! And along side that he can basically just toss them around, like they weigh nothing at all.
Listen I don’t care what anyone has to say about this, he’s lord Diavolo, future/current demon king, bro. Is. Big. In every single way.
Interpret that however you want 😛
i often think about how the cast doesn't drive (maybe mammon, he has a damn car in his room) and how fucking annoying they'd all be as passenger princesses, so here's
the obey me brothers as passenger princesses
lucifer
actually somewhat normal
puts his seat belt on, sits quietly and doesn't distract you
definitely a backseat driver though OH GOD. then it might get distracting
always thinks y'all are gonna die
"the speed limit is 35(mph, american sorry), you're going 42."
"you need to press on your brakes earlier, we almost hit the car in front of us" (you're a tractor trailer length behind them)
he doesn't know how to work the aux but if he did it would be either classical music or divorced dad rock
doesn't like going fast. if you're in a rush, just leave earlier
doesn't engage with road ragers; he's above that
but sometimes. someone will get him. how dare that pest treat you like this; putting your life in danger over a moment of irritation? karma may not be immediate, but it is inevitable.
the longer you stay in the car with him, the more it feels like you're in a driving lesson with your parent. get him out asap
8.5/10 for behavior. -1.5 points for becoming a driving instructor
mammon
y'all are dying
ok maybe not really but he's a TERRIBLE influence. you'll have to force him to wear his seatbelt
thinks stop signs are suggestions
urges you to speed through yellow lights
a HUGE rage baiter. someone cuts you off and he's gesturing to them from the passenger seat. you have to reach over and smack him in the arm to cut it out
someone giving you a hard time on the road? they have to pull over because there's suddenly a murder of crows surrounding their vehicle
"WE'RE GONNA BE LATE GO FAST GO FAST GO FAST"
you're ten minutes early
there's a solid chance you'll get pulled over trying to stop his shenanigans
mammon flashes a smile and uses demon manipulation on the officer to let you guys go
you can let it slide this one time
banned from the aux.
leaves crumbs and wrappers in your car
do not get fast food with him. he will be tasked with holding the food. he will drop the fucking tray
says he 'knows a guy' that can mod your car to make it faster. don't listen to him
3.3/10 jesus take the fucking wheel
leviathan
thinks he can drive because he plays devil theft auto 5
you can let him drive if you're okay with a totaled vehicle
which you probably aren't, so keep his ass in the passenger seat.
starts sputtering about how embarrassing it is to have to be driven around by a human yada yada yada shut the fuck up man i'm trying to fucking focus on the road
enjoys all your little car decorations and thinks it smells nice in there
his only complaint is there's 'not enough merch'
the next time you drive together, he brings little trinkets for you so you 'always think about him on the road'
he takes the road rage bait so easily man
"ICANTBELIEVETHATFUCKINGNORMIEJUSTCUTYOUOFFLIKETHATTHISISWHYHUMANSARESTUPIDANDSHOULDNOTBELEFTTOTHEIROWNDEVICES"
ok buddy it's not that deep
you're literally in love with a human so what now
it starts raining and you have to chastise him or else he will flood the highway. he seems to think your car is waterproof. it is not.
you arrive either exactly on time or 4 minutes late
5.2/10 no you can't watch an amv while driving
satan
oh G*D
why would you put satan in a metal death machine. it only fuels his wrath.
i know satan's whole thing is this Composed Nonchalant Guy, but you cannot convince me that he's isn't immature asf around mc from time to time. inside an enclosed moving space?? there are no witnesses.
almost blows up road ragers with his mind but you gotta tell him to calm the fuck down
throws rocks out the window at them instead. he manages to do it like 3 times before you notice what's going on
where did he get the rocks????????? great question
i mean at least he uses his seatbelt and doesn't (purposefully) distract you
he goes silent for a while and you look over to see him reading your car manual
satan car guy era when 😭😭😭😭😭😭
if your car is dusty or dirty, he will mention it. remind him of the state of his room and he'll shut the fuck up real fast
not a fan of speeding (but you'll throw rocks at people oh ok)
makes you guys leave 25 minutes early. you arrive right on time because you had to stop the car to let him help a turtle cross the road
gets extremely upset over roadkill
make sure to empty your backseat if you're going on a library trip because his books will take up the entirety of the space
experiments with his curses on cops
7.8/10. minus 2.2 points for mansplaining your own vehicle to you + throwing rocks
asmodeus
his sun visor is open the entire ride. not even to block the sun. just to look at himself.
he makes sure you drive normally only to ensure he doesn't fuck up his makeup application
with how scary he can get in the drop of a hat, it works
you're on your best fucking behavior
asmo will not let you have the aux. yes, it's your car. no, he does not care. let him put you ON SOME BANGERS.
manages to charm everyone ???? in traffic. they let you pass them like you're an ambulance
reapplies his perfume so many times that your vehicle smells like it for the next three weeks. if you have perfume sensitivity you're dead buddy
says he 'knows a guy' that can mod your car to make it prettier. don't listen to him
starts live-streaming the trip and the comments are thirsting over how focused you look while driving
literally dgaf about road ragers 😭😭😭 doesn't even notice there are other people outside of the both of you until like 75% through the trip
which is even scarier because he unknowingly charmed all of 5pm traffic
gets so many candid photos of you. operating heavy machinery while conversing with him? while the sun radiates your features?? asmo needs to lie down. he has a whole album dedicated to Car Photos
8.4/10. -1.6 points for being territorial over aux
beelzebub + belphegor
they were going to be separate at first but it would be way funnier if way were together
did you think i was going to say that beel would be chowing down on a burger in the front seat while belphie sleeps in the back?
no, they're both in the back seat. one at each window. staring at every other car.
'beel, did you see that jet black 2003 jaguar XJ super v8?'
'belphie, look at that dusty blue 1994 mitsubishi mirage ES!'
what. the. fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
IT JUST CONTINUES THE ENTIRE RIDE
you completely tune them out within the first 8 minutes omfg
just crank your music and let them entertain each other
people are so confused by these two grown ass men staring intensely out of their respective windows that no one even thinks about messing with you
everyone else is on their best behavior because they're trying to be nosy asf. all like 'the hell are these guys talking about'
why do the twins know scary amounts of information about vehicles? well, lilith always loved human modes of transportation. the way they can come up with so many variations with one formula had always fascinated her
it's not just cars; beel and belphie can infodump about aircraft and sea vessels in just as much detail
turns out satan isn't the car guy in the family...
9.5/10 honestly they're too geeked to cause any trouble. -0.5 points for the first few minutes bc it's annoying asf until you tune them out
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a/n: I know they have those cards w/ the animations of them in bed but this is just for the shits and giggles 😛 PART 2 w/ the side characters + 3 undateables HERE!
Lucifer
Realistically, he would spend most nights sleeping in his office or at his desk after working far too late, so he would wear whatever he was wearing that day, but slightly more buttoned-down and messier.
BUT when he does go to sleep, he has a full silk pajama set that he always wears.
He’s the avatar of pride, of course he needs to be a pretentious prick and keep up appearances even when he’s sleeping.
He will definitely throw on a classic dad robe for when it gets colder (has to be made of fine material tho he’s a bitch)
He has a matching pajama set w/ Diavolo that he only wears whenever he stays the night at the Demon Lord's Castle
He sleeps w/ socks btw….(Bonus points if it’s the socks that MC gifted him in Nightrbinger before Diavolo stole them)
Cat distribution
If the brothers were cats provided to Mc, how would they be found?
The prettiest black cat ever that comes out of the shadows of an alley and stares at Mc.
he starts following Mc because he wants this one but if they try and touch him he gets scared their going to hurt him. Hangs around their house until he takes advantage of an open window once he decides it's time to be affectionate.
once he's determined he likes this place he brings home several kittens, Mc doesn't even know where he got them unless he mitosed but their pretty sure he is dating the big red cat that keeps coming around.
Mammon gets stuck in a dumpster and Mc pulls him out. The most fluffy white kitty but he has fleas and he bit them so he is left. He was also very stinky.
he refuses to be left so he follows Mc screaming until they're suddenly at the vet and he's getting a bunch of work done to be taken home. He "runs away" but he's actually just hiding in the backyard because he hated getting shots.
