Apr 3, 2017
Poo golf: fun game for all the family and, as it turns out, a perfect metaphor for Brexit.
#Daily Telegraph#Poo#Golf#People like poo#People like golf#Bring the two together#Forestry Commission#Dog poo#Flick it into the undergrowth#This is such a fun job#Undergrowth#With a stick#We're not barbarians#Similar practice#And so the game of poo golf was born#Unfortunately#Now who'd have thunk it#Flinging faeces about with a stick has a downside?#Mistimed swing#Vertical trajectory#Under which I was positioned#I abandoned the practice#Get a hat#Huh#Perfect metaphor#Brexit#As well as a fun game for all the family