#simon gets things

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

giving you back project hail mary

oh thank you. i was wanting to read that.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

i wanna bite you so bad and i mean like rip a chunk out of you with my teeth but i’m pretty sure you might kill me if i do

so anyway have a hot coffee instead ☕️ i put a bit of chocolate in it for the flavor :3

i. what.

*the hot coffee appears, and simon looks at it with suspicion.*

this better not be poisoned. or a trap.

*he takes a sip, wincing as he burns his tongue.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

*appears. gives you a plushie of elli the eel which she has a little pink bow on her head and a pink collar with her name on it* a cutie patootie for another cutie patootie :3

*the elli plush appears and simon nearly jumps out of his seat like a cat reacting to a cucumber.*

get that fucking thing away from me..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Hiii:3

Have some fresh fruit

Because apparently it's my thing now to give every Simon I see some fruit

🫐🍒🥭🍊🍇🍏🍓

[Simon has received a box with a lot of fresh fruit, including, a small basket of Blueberries, a small basket of cherries, a small basket of strawberries, three mangos, four oranges, two grape vines (one red one green) and 7 apples]

-🦐🍁

oh thank you. this is all food?

*simon picks up an apple, since its one of the only fruits hes familiar with, and takes a bite of it. he then recoils, spitting a tooth into his palm.*

goddamnit..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Little charm for u of the sun since I’d assume you miss it

oh thank you. its pretty.

*simon uses some of his dental floss to tie himself a bracelet with the sun charm. he clearly struggles due to his injured hand though.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Coooonviiict. Would you like some ramune soda? (Gives him a bottle)

(Theres a visual diagram on how to open it)

some what?

*simon picks up the bottle to look at it, completely missing the visual instructions printed on the wrapper.*

is this a drink..

*he proceeds to try and fail at opening it.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Hello, friend!

I'm not entirely sure if these people have been giving you things you can actually eat, so I figured I would give you a care package!

First off I've got a camp stove. These things are awesome, they don't need electricity at all, just these little gas canisters. This one's got two burners, so you can make multiple things at once!

I'm also adding a whole bunch of gas canisters, just so you don't run out! There should be ten, I think.

I'm also including a pot, a skillet and a kettle, so you can cook stuff on the stove!

As for food, there's boxes of pasta, butter, salt and pepper, packages of bacon and of sausage so you can get some protein, frozen peas and frozen corn, some marshmallows and chocolate for a little sugar, and some packets of mix-in hot chocolate!

I hope you're doing okay. I threw in some pain killers and a water filtration bottle for you, plus some splinting supplies in case you need to set your nose.

It's good to see you're still alive each day! Good luck. <3

-faerie

P.S. I forgot, there's a power drill in there somewhere. Do with that what you will.

woah thank you. this will all be really good to have.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

hey convict do you want some bread

uh.. sure why not. bread. thanks.