convict.

i found a computer. i dont know where i am though.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

i thought i died but this is okay.. it looks like my cell at coi. maybe everything was a dream. anyways i found a computer with this website open..

for now just call me convict i guess. ill figure something out for the future.

my caterpillar is named little guy. please be nice to him.

mod here! I'll always type in pink text.

this is an iron lung (film) ask blog where simon wakes up after apparently dying. the only things that didn't happen in this canon are him telling ava his name and the specifics of the flashbacks. otherwise everything else from the movie happened to him!

I will delete any asks that make me uncomfortable. otherwise there aren't any rules on asks.

I recommend sending asks instead of reblogging or commenting, because I tend to miss reblogs and comments.

I would appreciate if you guys avoided sending gifs in asks. the constant movement hurts my head so I usually struggle being able to answer the ask :(

if you sent an ask that wasn't weird or that you don't know if it made me uncomfortable but i haven't posted yet, just send in another ask and ill let you know if it got lost or if i deleted it ^^

I take breaks often to avoid burn out, so I'm going to put a little spot for me to update so you guys know when I'm on break or something.

on break currently: yes ?

estimated return: not sure. currently having a mental health issue and cant roleplay properly.

some hcs and info for this au:

- after 'dying', he wakes up in a little cell with a bathroom and computer, but no other furniture or anything.

- the cell has no food in it. tap does run though, so he does have water.

- walls and floor are concrete. no windows. it consists of three rooms: a main room that is 10 square paces, a small bathroom with only a sink and toilet, and another small room around the size of a walk-in closet.

- this is similar to the cell he was kept in by the coi, except now with a computer.

- he has both arms and his skin isn't all melted off, but his hands are blistered and he's still puking blood and hallucinating. see #health check for more recent health updates

- simon is 26 years old.

- he got in the habit of using his name as a way to test what's real or not, so he feels weird telling anyone his name, but he lets people call him his name now because now he knows most of the askers know his name lol.

- in theory, he could check for other apps / sites, but he's scared that if he leaves tumblr he won't be able to get back to it so he rarely leaves his blog page.

list of items simon has been given part 1

layout of cell

blog tags

anon list part 1

anon list part 2

anon list part 3

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Well I can't do that here. I wasn't like supposed to make any planets or moons here cause like the Gods are just "oh well humanity is trying to fix this themselves you can't help them blah blah blah" I tuned them out after that... Then got arrested for disobeying them but y'know *I roll over, now looking like I'm sitting but still at Simon's eye level* shit happens -faceplanted 🦊

i dont blame you. i would tune them out too if they were always pestering me.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

*I hand Simon a cigarette, grabbing a lighter once again from seemingly nowhere before "laying" on my back, aka just floating in a position that looks like that* Sorry I couldn't like help you with the Bloodmoon thing I uh, was in jail so I couldn't get you out or anything -faceplanted 🦊

*simon takes a drag from the cigarette and sighs.*

its okay. just dont make any other moons like that. or planets or anything.

*he doesnt ask about the jail thing despite being curious.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

U̸n̸l̸i̸k̸e̸ m̸y̸ s̸i̸s̸t̸e̸r̸,̸ I̸ c̸a̸r̸e̸ a̸b̸o̸u̸t̸ y̸o̸u̸ h̸u̸m̸a̸n̸s̸ t̸h̸a̸t̸ a̸r̸e̸ s̸e̸n̸t̸ d̸o̸w̸n̸ h̸e̸r̸e̸.̸ W̸e̸ m̸a̸y̸ l̸o̸o̸k̸ t̸h̸e̸ s̸a̸m̸e̸ o̸n̸ t̸h̸e̸ c̸a̸m̸e̸r̸a̸,̸ b̸u̸t̸ I̸ a̸s̸s̸u̸r̸e̸ y̸o̸u̸ I̸ m̸e̸a̸n̸ n̸o̸ h̸a̸r̸m̸.̸

i. am going to believe you for now..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

you’ve lost a lot of stuff haven’t you?

three full packs of water bottles appear in the room as well as like a month worth of food.

this should last you a good while!

-💫💙

i really needed that water, thank you. yeah ive lost a lot. i miss my stuff but its okay.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Convict! You have returned. I have not been present but it is good to hear you are well. Take a sandwich.

- Sandwich anon

thank you. i missed you.

*simon picks at the crust of the sandwich for a moment before eating it gladly.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

SIMON YOU’RE BACK! AUGAHAHGAUGAHHAGHHGGGGGH

*messy sobbing while hugging.*

No nightmares? Did Jeffery keep you safe?

-🧸

yeah jeffery kept me very safe. i slept well.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

*I go to take a cigarette out the pack* is this a universe smoking can kill humans? I uh haven't been human in decades, pair that with hoping universes so often I.. Can't remember things about them all too well -faceplanted 🦊

uhm. dont worry about that. its fine.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

OH MY GOD SIMON. YOU’RE HERE OH MY GOD. YAYYYYY! Erm- drink water with that too and uhhhh HERE.

*drops two heating pads and pre-made ramen before giving him a quick hug.*

Make sure to eat please!

oh thank you. im so hungry..

*simon grabs a water bottle and sips it, then he digs in to the ramen.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

*sniffle* I guess that is true… I’m just so happy to have you BACK AWGAGWHWAAA

-transition goals anon

uhm. thank you.. its nice talking to you guys again too.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

I tried to destroy it... After you somehow ended up here but it for some bullshit reason... Won't go away... *I hesitate before pulling out a pack of cigarettes from seemingly nowhere* do.. Humans in this universe smoke? -faceplanted 🦊

uh..

*simon eyes the cigarettes pretty obviously.*

we arent supposed to on the stations but we do anyways.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

I’ll be taking those period pains from you!

sorry that happened to you dear…/plat

-💫💙

thank fucking god. i would hug you right now if i could.

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

And a monster energy

thanks..

*simon immediately goes and chugs it like he hasnt drank anything in days (he may not have, with sleeping and all).*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Idk what to give you so have some modelling clay and stuff

Idk man make whatever YOU want

i think. i will make little guy. later..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

IT FELT LIKE FORWRVERRR *more ugly crying*

-transition goals anon

im.. here now though so. you dont have to cry..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

HII MOD IM SO HAPPY YOURE BACK💛💛💛💛 you got me into Tumblr rp and so I'm just happy to see you and I know you don't know me but stumbling across your account a while back genuinely made the next few months very great for me after beginning my own account

-from the person who sends the concerned anon messages

YAYAYYAYY im so glad to hear <3

[mod response.]

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Look I made it while I was mad *I say touching Simon's back lightly in a (not so good) attempt to comfort him* I was trying to help the people of this universe by making a new planet for them but *I run my hand through my hair* everytime the planet would just disappear a second later so in a fit of rage I made a moon. It stayed and I didn't... Know there was blood on it until you were sent into it and I couldn't do anything

*simon automatically flinches away from the touch.*

its.. its okay. sorry..