#simon krum

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Viktor: Why don't you guys invite some of your friends over?

Simon: That's a great idea!

Jackson: Too bad we don't have any.

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There’s no such thing as luck. There’s decisions and consequences.

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Noah: This is just something I drew up.

Simon: Are you okay with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Noah: Go ahead, I wanna hear it.

Simon: It fucking sucks.

Noah: That's not constructive criticism.

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Jackson: I'm sorry for all that stuff I said.

Simon: And for punching me in the face, right?

Jackson: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Simon: All you need to know about me is that last night, I bit a hole in an air mattress to prove a point.

Simon: The point was that I wasn't drunk.

Simon: I was.

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Simon: Professor Hall, I have a complaint.

Ezra: Tell you what. Why don't you write it down, put it in an envelope, tear it in half, and then throw it away.

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Simon: I did a bad thing.

Jackson: Does it affect me?

Simon: No?

Jackson: Then suffer in silence.