#simon williamson

[raspberrydee]

peak group photo idea <3

[jock-o-romma]

I'm gonna be honest Mark his record is not great

[loseyourmillion]

hey did you know I’m never gonna get over this screenplay

[carrion001]

I know that Trainspotting is about showcasing just how horrible the 80s drug crisis in Scotland was but something I really appreciate (about both the novel and the movie) is the amount of humor throughout. I feel like it helps get across that despite how brutal the situations the characters are in are, there is a lot of absurdity to it all as well.

Here are some of my favorite comedic excerpts from the novel:

“After all, this man is a god tae me. Ah’d walk oan ma hands and knees through broken gless for a thousand miles tae use the cunt’s shite as toothpaste and we baith know it.” (pg. 25)

“What a fucking scene; two guys stand in the doorway ay the toilet, just pishing intae the place, which has a good inch ay stagnant, spunky urine covering the flair.” (pg. 30)

“Of course, the Rent Boy is looking like a flaccid prick in a barrel-load ay fannies. Sometimes ah really think the gadge still believes that an erection is for pishing over high walls.” (pg. 37)

“If Spud isnae HIV positive by now, then the Government should send a deputation ay probability statisticians doon tae Leith, because the laws ay probability urnae operatin properly there.” (pg. 72)

“You’d shag the crack of dawn if it hud hairs oan it” (pg. 202)

“You couldnae git a fuckin ride in a brothel wi yir cock sandwiched between American Express n Access cairds.” (pg. 203)

[sen-art-acc]

high on H

[ethical-murder]

my first drawing of 2026 being trainspotting yaoi is something that was NOT on my bingo card but here we are

[rastyfrog]

The mother will be proud of her son...

[junkieboyfriend]

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