Oct 8, 2013
"I. DID. NOT. HAVE. SEX. WITH. A. CAT."
"I WAS HUMAN AT THE TIME!"
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"I. DID. NOT. HAVE. SEX. WITH. A. CAT."
"I WAS HUMAN AT THE TIME!"
"YOUR FAULT!! I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU! I LIKE GIRLS, NOT CATS!"
"LIAR YOUR THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME DOWN ONTO THE BED!"
"You think I'm a sexy beast."
"Of course I just don't say it so that it'll add to sexual tension between us."
"Okay, lets apply some logic. You don't have the parts to get pregnant, and we've never slept together."
"I DO WHAT I WANT SIMON! AND YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE WAS BEYOND WASTED LAST NIGHT!"
"I haven't ever eaten a cat!!! Gross!!! I have a cat, come on!!"
"So just babies and kittens then? Oh yeah it's such a attractive thing you got going on."
(meme) "Chairman, you are NOT pregnant. And I am NOT the father."
"THAT'S WHAT ALL EXPECTING FATHER'S SAY! OWN UP TO YOUR ACTIONS SIMON!"
"You like it."
"Oh yeah I just love it when I catch you with blood in your mouth and a newborn kitten in your hands."
"And kittens."
"And because of your psychopathic tendencies you think that's normal."