#simp!allie

[heyyyharry]

So my boyfriend has this friend group who are exactly like flatmate!Harry’s friend group in the books. I came to see him the other night and the boys came over and I sat there on my phone, sipping rum while watching them play their nerdy board game. I took this picture when I was sitting on the couch and very much tipsy.

Then my boyfriend announced: “For the next game, Allie will be the judge!”

With a straight face, I said, “No.”

And he said: “We will pretend that Allie is the judge!”

And the boys cheered.

And I thought to myself so this is what it feels like to be Layla hanging out with them 😂😂😂

[heyyyharry]

Tell me my boyfriend isn’t the real life version of Flatmate!Harry

Remember when I used to make fake text messages posts for the Flatmate babies. Now I can just use our text convos and tag Flatmate!Harry 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[heyyyharry]

So the other day the previous guy messaged me and said he regretted everything and apologised even though he knew it was too late and he no longer had a shot.

I told my boyfriend, and this is him trying not to be jealous 😂😂😂

The way he was trying to be supportive while being jealous but also making sure to compliment my photo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HES SO PRECIOUS 😭😭😭😭

[heyyyharry]

My boyfriend being flatmate!Harry part (?)

[heyyyharry]

My boyfriend’s drunken poems 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

[heyyyharry]

HSLOT WEMBLEY NIGHT 2 HIGHLIGHTS!!!

- Got there super early because this was my first ever concert, boyfriend and I saw the girls ran for their lives to get barricade

- The wait was so long, boyfriend and I started playing “I spy” to kill time

- Spent £11 on the best chicken and chips I’ve ever had in my entire life

- Niall was there with Gemma and Anne and Harry’s dad and Harry Lambert and the cast of Stranger Things

- The girl behind me took a candid shot of my boyfriend holding me during Love of My Life because she thought we were cute, but she couldn’t airdrop it to me, then we lost her at the end of the concert so I don’t have that pic 😫

- Harry’s stage presence omfg he’s a rock star (my bf said he had Freddie Mercury vibes)

- A fan asked Harry to help them come out

- The cheering for Sarah!!!! (my bf asked me if she was famous lol)

- SOTT with fireworks and rain!!!!!

- The loudest LEAVE AMERICA ever

- The toilet queues were a nightmare

- The travel back was also a nightmare, took 3 fucking hours to get back

- Overall it was super fun and shout out to my amazing boyfriend who went to this concert with me even though he had to wake up at 6AM the next morning for work 🥹

[heyyyharry]

My boyfriend, drunk, squeezing me and kissing my face while saying “When I’m drinking alone in my room and you send selfies, I think to myself ‘wow, my girlfriend is so pretty’ and I start smiling like an idiot. I don’t want to disappoint you. Whenever I feel like I’ve done something wrong, in my head I’m like ‘Allie is disappointed. Offer everything you can!’ I don’t want to be a bad boyfriend. I want to be the best boyfriend you’ve ever had” is the most fanfic experience that’s ever happened to me.

[heyyyharry]

Love my boyfriend 😂