Bruce-Damian I must ask why isn’t it that you bring home a lover yet you’re already in college.
Damian -it is a difficult task to find someone suitable.
Bruce - what are the qualities of your future lover must have that are so hard to find
Damian- they must be tall ,smart,confident,courageous and carry themselves with grace.
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(Danny getting held by the scruff of his neck like a cat being put in air jail after beating the absolute shit out of a few spoiled brats taunting a guy about being allergic to some fruit is a loser trait)
(Damian after watching a short gremlin of a guy beat the absolute shit out of 3 bullies)
Damian- father I want that one he shows great promise he is worthy of being my beloved.
The rest of the family just watching the whole situation in amusement.
Bruce-this is going to give me a headache














