by zMissBunny
The rule is simple: hear the name John Constantine, lose the mantle shortly after. Five times a Robin or Batgirl heard of the man before they ever met him, and the one time they finally did.
Featuring thugs who've lost all fear of Batman, one very misplaced concern from Jason, Stephanie Brown who absolutely knew him already, and John Constantine who is just trying to get paid.
Words: 6866, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: DC Comics, Batman (Comics), Hellblazer
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Barbara Gordon, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, John Constantine
Relationships: Stephanie Brown & John Constantine, Bat Family & John Constantine, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Batfamily Members (DCU)
Additional Tags: Gen Work, Attempt at Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, POV Multiple, POV Outsider, Misunderstandings, that one for Jason, Robins Being Robins (DCU), John Constantine being John Constantine, how is that not a tag yet, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, but really DC is a mess enough we make up our own timelines, DC Stands for Disregard Canon (DCU), oh and that's a tag, but not the one about John, favoratism really, if any british people are reading this, I APOLOGIZE, however if you have any improvements or comments on the way Constantine talks you're very welcome to tell me, Dead Robins Club, John Constantine's reputation, 5+1 Things, but I don't really know your accent and didn't want to butcher it, can't believe i forgot this tag
via https://ift.tt/gzLxjW8
Can you write a lil prompt where the reader asks out August but August already thought they were dating
PRETTY LADY !
WHAT'S THE GIG ?... august was always a little dense romantically. so, when you went up to him and asked him to go out with you after weeks of flirting and he asked if you were already dating, you don't know why you were surprised.
featuring . . . august x black!reader
WHAT'S THE MOTION ?... FLUFF. black!reader. cursing. umm, not much else.
luvrs note: this took unnecessarily long, my apologies
you'd beat around the bush about this for weeks now.
did everything known to man except going up to august and just asking him to go out.
"just go," riyo said, pushing you toward augusts room.
low rock played from it, though it didn't sound like he was in the middle of a piece - thankfully.
it's common knowledge he gets a little funny when he's working.
whatever got the job done.
now isn't the time to ponder his questionable work ethic, though.
eishia smiled sweetly by your side. "the worse he could say is no."
riyo shook her head reluctantly. "he won't say no!"
frowning, you looked elsewhere. "and what makes you so sure?"
"well..." eishia ponders, "you are all he talks about."
"and you guys have been flirting for weeks!" riyo exclaims, her frustration obviously building. "what the hells the point in dancing around like birds if you weren't gonna actually date?"
you shift on the balls of your feet. "...i guess you have a point."
"exactly!" she groans, trying to push you further. "so, go!"
still, something in your body just wouldn't let you. you were sure if it was just nerves, cold feet, or maybe even something inside you telling you it wasn't worth it.
ah, yes. the point of overthinking that's accompanied by self-doubt.
eishia keeps a stable hand on your upper and forearm. "it's okay... he might get a little loud, but -"
before she could finish her sentence, the metal door swung open - and there stood august.
sewing pins sat between his lips, measuring tape draped around his neck as his goggles slowly slide down his forehead.
maybe he was working?
he tilts his head, removing the sewing pins before grinning widely. "hey! whatcha standin' out here for?!"
riyo and eishia both step aside, with eishia waving her brother bye before the two walk off.
now you've got no choice but to follow through without support. great.
"weird..." august murmurs, "still doesn't answer why yer campin' outside my door, though!"
scratching the side of your head awkwardly, you rest your hand on a beaded necklace around your neck - made by august, of course.
who said his artistry had to stop at clothing?
snapping in the middle of your face brings you back.
"hello?" august teases, poking your forehead. "anyone home?!"
giggling, you slap his hand away. "quit it, august!"
"what's up with you?" he asks, rounding you like a curious kid. "you feelin' sick?"
clearing your throat, you grab him by the shoulders to stop him from walking circles around you. "i have a question. okay?"
he nods slowly. "okay...?"
"and it's totally fine if you say no -"
"spit it out!" he demands, plucking your forehead this time.
"ouch..." you frown, rubbing the spot. "i just..." puffing up your cheeks, you sigh. "could we maybe - please - date?"
you hadn't noticed you'd closed your eyes when you said it. but when you opened them, august was scratching his head and looked confused.
"huh?" he hums.
kissing your teeth, "can we date? like, officially?"
before you know it, he's laughing enough to just barely shake the walls nearby. "aren't we already dating?"
this time, you're the one confused. "huh?"
"yeah!" he insists, "i kinda already told enjin and..." he pauses, fixing the goggles on his head. "...almost everyone else that we already were?"
"did you tell riyo and eishia?" you ask, pinching your brow.
he nods. "yeah!"
those dumbasses made you do this for no reason.
"wait, so..." he says. "are we dating or not? 'cause if not, it's kinda too late-!"
"yes," you interrupt. "yes, we're dating."
with all the whimsy in the world, august turns on his heel and goes back into his room. "sweet! the pretty lady loves me!"
I know thereâs a whole thing on where Danny babysitâs deaged batfam or where they babysit deaged Danny or deaged Dan,Danny,Dani,and jazz but what if clockwork just drops off the four of them at the Wayne manorâs door step and for some reason they have to babysit the four of the them but they have to babysit the âFenton siblings who are their cannon agesâand the bats have no idea why they have to babysit them at all .I give it less than 2 hours before they raise hell in the manor.and then the light bulb đĄ in their head finally lights up and they know exactly why they have to babysit them.
Au where Danny is on a mission to retrieve objects from the infinite realms that somehow ended up in the dc universe
The objects being personal belongings that belong to a ghost.danny has been on the run from the bats because he doesnât want to be involved with them but he somehow runs into cat woman and helps her rob a house the house being some corrupted official.and from that day on cat woman gained a side kick wither Danny likes it or not.
Danny knew Batman and cat woman had what a person would call a complex relationship but he didnât know that theyâd be basically flirting right in front of him.
If he knew his day was going to consist of running from the bats then helping cat woman rob a house then become her sidekick and then when the bats finally confront them bat man and cat woman start flirting right in front of his eyes he would of just stayed home.
You can have Danny in a relationship with one of the bats or single I donât mind
But in an AU, I present you with the Ghost King of Cunty / Thirst / Fierceness.
Danny would never be as big as his dad, but he had good genetics, and it showed when he hit his twenties. He was tall and lean, mixed with his otherworldly nature? He looked straight out of a dream. And he never really cared about his beauty until Paulina asked him to help with her college project.
He had never planned to be a model, but he couldnât deny he looked good in the airy fabrics, a mix of tailored cuts and fantasy brocades. Paulina sure as hell knew her skin care routine, because after a good regimen and a course on how to walk, she got Danny ready to be her main model.
Paulina really put all her faith in him, and he didnât disappoint. As soon as he was out of the backstage, it was over for everyone else. Her designs were amazing, but with Danny wearing them? They were gorgeous.
His skin sparkled like gold, his hair was shaggy and shining like silk, blue eyes popping under eye shadow. His walk was fierce, like a predator, and maybe that was what kept everyone at the edge of their seats, because they would beg to be devoured by this mystic man who smiled with a hint of haughtiness.
Danny rejoiced in the theatricality of the situation. The way his body contoured with each step, the rhythmic click of his heels, how his suit pants fluffed around his legs, yet barely hung from his hips, making him look even hotter with the glistening halter top made of fine threads.
By the end of the day, not only had Paulina received invitations to lots of internships, but Danny had been asked multiple times if he was thinking of pursuing modeling.
He sure as hell finished his engineering degree first, despite his semi-viral performance. His barely used Instagram got a lot of views, and before he knew it he was modeling for Paulina again. And surprisingly? He was Samâs plus one at fundraisers for her peace of mind, because people were too stunned to talk with her when they were ogling Danny.
And while he knew he would never be an astronaut with his âcondition,â he still landed an interview at NASA. He could tell it went well, if a little strange when they asked him if he would be open to not working in the engineering program, but in their media department.
A bunch of engineers had a lot of prejudice about how models are just dumb; despite Danny showing he had more experience than senior employees, the media department just loved Danny as soon as he walked in. They even had a silly banner of him with the legend âMake NASA Sexy Again.â
They had him all over NASA social media, sent him to the fundraisers, and âPlease, please, convince the senator how important this research is.â Yeah, NASAâs director is an excellent speaker, but if something was big, urgent, and needed, they sent Danny, their biggest weapon of pure allure.
But what no one expected was to see Bruce âplayboyâ Wayne stumble over his steps the first time he saw him talking with Lucius about the engineering work needed to build the watchtower.
âDid I just see Bruce Wayne have his first gay panic?â
âWho wouldnât? Fenton is gorgeous.â
His kids only think he is acting dumb as always, a new performance by Brucie Wayne.
And, well,
That held true until he was kidnapped and offered in a ritual. The pitiful whimper he threw at the sight of the Ghost King is going to follow him forever. Because Bruce could swear the fucking Ghost King was Danny Fenton; he had stared at his cover magazines and billboards so many times that he just knewâŠ
If his human flesh is a dream, his immortal skin is divine.
He rose tall, like a gigantic statue that anyone would be lucky to worship. Bruce knew he could be lifted on one of his fingers, and he would die happy.
But while he tried to tell himself this was a serious matter, a part of him could only stare at the almost bare chest of Danny Fenton, who had not lost his touch of fashion even on royal duty. His crown made his hair fall over his eyes in a way that should be a sin; the barely perceptible streak of green eye behind his pure white hair was just absurdly hot. And letâs not talk about the large piece of pearls that covered his whole neck that fell in tiny beads over his chest and shoulder. The jewelry would tinkle if they f⊠if he moved abruptly?
And suddenly a rustle of King Phantomâs long skirt made him aware that King Phantom was looking at him, before he pointed a finger.
âYou look in trouble... I can fix that.â
He was Batman, but in that moment Bruce Wayne was just a weak man.
âIâm scared.â
The first thing his kids saw when they arrived to rescue him was his full face buried in the Ghost Kingâs chest, who looked at him amused while holding him in his hand.
robin!dick: hey, uhh, what do you think happens to the batarangs we lose on patrol? like, where do they go? are they just laying around the roofs and alleys?
bruce: huh. y'know, I've never actually thought about that. I don't even think I see them abandoned but we don't have any reports about anyone using them for crime? they just... disappear.
*baby!tim quietly snarling and fighting the street kids below them in the shadows* I don't FUCKING CARE that I got the last four tonight, this one is LIMITED EDITION. it's CHIPPED on the LEFT WING. I'll use your kneecaps as shoulder pads when I become a rogue after this if you don't GIVE IT BACK NOW, TYLER!
Undisclosed feelings (is it still too late?)
by YuriIsMyLifeline
kinda inspired by Aladdin but not fully, there are references/parallels.
Meeting one summer vacation in what shouldâve been Minajael negotiating with important nobles of sunset savanna and instead spending his visit with a certain hyena that promises to show him every angle of sunset savanna. The ideal grande tour, for a price of course. What happens when they separate, spend sleepless nights occupied with thoughts of the strange person they met that summer only to be reunited doing a NRC x RSA tournament camp? Letâs find out
I suck at summarizing if this sounds bunz just give the actual product a shot please.
Words: 4371, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Ruggie Bucchi, Minajael Tealrajah, Ruggie Bucchi's Grandmother
Relationships: Ruggie Bucchi/Minajael Tealrajah
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, No guys you donât understand, this is SLOW slow, more than friends less than lovers, Misunderstandings, Slow Romance, Slow To Update, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Comedy, Theyâre both dumb and in denial, Religious Conflict, Minajael Tealrajah has religious trauma, Unreliable Narrator, Minajael Tealrajah-centric, Ruggie Bucchi-centric, Ruggie Bucchi Being a Little Shit, Minajael Tealrajah being a little shit, Not Beta Read, No beta we die like Ruggie Bucchiâs parents, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/iPqz0EQ
Prompt where Tim started the whole Fatson Todd merch.
At first it was just to get back at Jason after an argument but it expanded much more than he expected suddenly everyone in crime ally had some sort of merch of Fatson Todd from the plushies to pins .
After awhile Tim didnât mind all commissions for the merch it was âfunâ and he liked to see the people with the merch .
It took longer for Jason to know about the Fatson Todd situation than Tim expected .
