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Me: I hate clowns, I hate CLOWNS, I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS

YouTube: okay! Okay! How about, if Alex Brightman played the clown?

Me: maybe...?

YouTube: he uses the Beetlejuice voice,

Me: the laugh too?

YouTube: yes the laugh too

Me: “okay...”*sniffle* “play it,”

I found the best photo of Alex in existence. This is it.

Okay But hear me out...

Do you think Alex does the Beetlejuice voice at home to fuck with everyone?

Just...

*voice* “Kevin get down!”

Wife: *sick of his shit but laughing*

I’m melting. I’m a puddle. This is the only photo that matters.

Can I get a clip of Alex growling “you’re mine!”? Just asking for-me. Its me.

Update: I’m watching videos of Alex being sweet and funny because THE FUCK WAS THAT BRIGHTMAN?!

SVU: Alex Brightman is going to be on an episode!

Me: oh wonderful! Does he play like a concerned dad? In the middle of the case? Like this resilient good guy character?

SVU: no he plays a sexual predator.

Me: *dies laughing*

How did he know that was a fantasy of mine?

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