#simple scps

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SCP-028: Knowledge

This SCP is an effect contained within in abandoned storage site. Any individual who comes within a 7-foot distance of the 'centre' of the SCP receives complete and detailed knowledge of a particular subject within 3-6 seconds of exposure. The usefulness and broadness of the subject varies greatly; cases have included how to care for a mole rat colony, every phone book entry for New York City in 1998, how to redesign an internal combustion engine to run on human blood, and the location of keys for a Buick LeSabre.

TL;DR? Knowledge. I wonder if it has ever given the knowledge of '42'?

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SCP-027: The Vermin God

This SCP manifests itself in the form of vermin species, which are attracted to the host (currently a D-class personnel). At first, smaller species such as flies and gnats will begin to swarm the host in a cloud, and then larger species such as spiders, until the host is surrounded by things like mice and rats. The death of the host does not seem to deter the vermin but the SCP will transfer to a live host when available. Other than being constantly swarmed by vermin, the host does not appear to feel different other than an itching sensation.

TL;DR? Sorta like the Rat King from TMNT.

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I just noticed a typo in my blog description. I have now been 'staring' at SCP-002 for almost five months. Nothing has happened yet. Maybe I should report these findings to the Foundation?

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SCP-025: A Well-Worn Wadrobe

This SCP is a plain wardrobe filled with a selection of clothing. All the clothing has damage of some variety, whether that be simple holes and tears, missing arms, or other such things. Wearing a piece of the clothing from this SCP will cause the wearer to either die or suffer an injury relating to the clothing's damaged area within 24 hours of putting on a garment. The accidents which cause the injury are seemingly unrelated to the actual clothing aside from that they occur wherever the damage in the garment is. For example, a glove with one finger missing may result in the severing of the same finger from the wearer's body through a kitchen accident. If placed in an enclosure whereupon harm to the wearer is not possible, the wearer will instead contract a flesh-eating disease or suffer organ failure.

TL;DR? Users should be made particularly aware of the phrase 'you must suffer for fashion'.

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SCP-023: The Black Shuck

This SCP resembles a large black canine, and previously had bright orange-red eyes. It is to be contained within a unit resembling a crossroads/intersection. If it's enclosure does not have this appearance, the SCP will phase through walls until it finds a suitable area. If the SCP's eyes/eye sockets are gazed into, the onlooker or a member of their immediate family will die exactly one year later.

To curtail this danger, the SCP's eyes were surgically removed, but it phased, breaching containment and proceeding to kill nine civilians before it was re-contained. The SCP's eyesockets are now filled with hard rubber spheres, which must be replaced periodically.

TL;DR? A very bad woofer floofer.

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SCP-005: Skeleton Key

A key which can unlock anything, except locks which are hidden.