Sietee: Be that other person.
You cannot be that other person. For she is too LAZY to let you become her. However, you know more than enough about her.
Her name is Natali Lättja and she is lazy as fuck.
Though with a lot little bit of nudging, your moirail can be real badass with her STRANGE SPEAR when you and her are out hunting for trolls and lusii. You decided to have your hive near the coast to live next to her to make it easier, because land dweller carcasses are a bitch to send over when working alone, even with your custodian to help you. Her Trollian handle is overworkedProcrastinator and tlking to her onelin i s a litle more difcult to figute otu....so you pretty much have to force her out of her hive so you can understand what the fuck she was trying to say. All in all, she's the best moirail you've ever had.
Though you'd appreciate it if she added in any details you missed.