#simpleplotsplease

[fallcnangel]

@simpleplotsplease CONT.

                  “ i know you’re considered to be a negative nancy and all that, but don’t you think maybe you could tone it down a bit ? you should TRY doing what i do and pretend you’re not constantly dead inside. ”

[cardboardboxmaster]

“Enoch. Enoch. I need to tell you something.”

[cardboardboxmaster]

“Operation ‘Intrude N313′ is a success!”

[cardboardboxmaster]

“So, if I were to get my dad to fulton and send me a goat. . . ?”

[cardboardboxmaster]

“Enoch. Bro. Can you get me Elevator Action Guy’s phone number or. . . ?”

[thickcrskiin-a-blog]

@simpleplotsplease gets a thing bc reasons

“Y’know mister, when my brother gets  angry like that, my mom sends him to  take a nap or something--- do you need  a nap?”

[cardboardboxmaster]

@yougottasmash @simpleplotsplease

“Merry Christmas.” rip in pieces twins, you’re in Snake Hell now.

[thickcrskiin-a-blog]

"Now he's just an awkward virgin that got the sex talk from Satan instead of his father." {simpleplotsplease}

Starter Sentences || My Skype Chats Edition 4

@simpleplotsplease !!

         “-------That’s nice.”