May 6, 2016
@simpleplotsplease CONT.
“ i know you’re considered to be a negative nancy and all that, but don’t you think maybe you could tone it down a bit ? you should TRY doing what i do and pretend you’re not constantly dead inside. ”
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@simpleplotsplease CONT.
“ i know you’re considered to be a negative nancy and all that, but don’t you think maybe you could tone it down a bit ? you should TRY doing what i do and pretend you’re not constantly dead inside. ”
“Enoch. Enoch. I need to tell you something.”
“Operation ‘Intrude N313′ is a success!”
“So, if I were to get my dad to fulton and send me a goat. . . ?”
“Enoch. Bro. Can you get me Elevator Action Guy’s phone number or. . . ?”
@simpleplotsplease gets a thing bc reasons
“Y’know mister, when my brother gets angry like that, my mom sends him to take a nap or something--- do you need a nap?”
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“Merry Christmas.” rip in pieces twins, you’re in Snake Hell now.
"Now he's just an awkward virgin that got the sex talk from Satan instead of his father." {simpleplotsplease}
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“-------That’s nice.”