#simpon

[cujiicu]

the simpon

The simpon

[edie-n-al]

*now just calmer, of course hating to hear edyth suffer but getting annoyed by simpon, groaning a bit before stating* simpon i hope you realize you've lost all you're intimidating spark as soon as we found out your name, it's just more or so depressing at this point, anyways uuuuh... *holding ones nosebridge* please, stop, you're really making this last longer then it needs to be and honestly it's just getting to a point where it's just being dragged on beyond the fact we've lost most of our hope at this point-

"Oh, you've lost hope, have you?~"

"You're just.. toying with us, at this point...-"

"Damn right I am!~"

"Well, since you all seem to be getting TIRED of this, I'll just kill her now!~"

"W-WAIT NO-!"

"Toodles!!~"

"NO NO NO WAI-"

[Edyth lets out a terrified plea, before the radio goes silent again]

[He shut it off]

[... It appears you have made a grave mistake.]

[goresnax-archive]

Lets hope. But, maybe you should get patched up, considering what Simpon did to you..

"I'd say the same, butttttt-"

[Alegander is just. Very aggressively sobbing, clinging onto Edyth very closely, seeming terrified to let go]

"Shhhh, it's okay, I'm okay..!!-"

[It sounds like he's trying to say something, but all that comes out in unintelligible, muffled crying noises]

"Awe, sweetie...-"

[Lil pat pat]

"I missed you too-"

[How did she understand him? Nobody knows-]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

ruh roh raggy

[bear-mask-senpai]

Looking at your bed atfer a long day of notng

[edie-n-al]

Oh. My. Grump. So not only are you a pathetic loser who couldn't contain ONE grumpus with a whole team of people, but you have a funny name too? Common grumping' sense meant you should've killed her in her house or at LEAST had a full team at her cell.

I bet you look like your name, all cute and soft and round and unthreatening. Fingers too buttered to hold onto one lady.

Idiot.

-M

[Mans is just so done with everything JXHFIFJF]

"Where the fuck is Theodoll, I need that god damn coffee."

[He is choosing to ignore the insults being hurdled towards him]

[His ego has been shattered]

[edie-n-al]

[Bzzt.]

[A distant voice is heard. It's Simpon.]

"Hhh... how the HELL did she get out?!- GOD DAMNIT!-"

"HHHHHHH- .... owww-"

[He sounds VERY unhappy.]

[edie-n-al]

Sir...she's here. I'm on the island with my sister and I've just got back to town from taking a walk around... SHE'S HERE SIR

-Banks Graterhart

"GHH-?!"

[Simpon aggressively spits out his sip of coffee]

"She's WHAT?!-"

[He quickly stands up, just. SLAMS the coffee cup into the ground]

"Are. You. KIDDING ME?!"

[Oh fuck, he is FUMING-]

"God, this day just keeps getting WORSE-"

[He takes a deep breath]

"..."

[... and lets out a shaky sigh]

"... Banks. Get her. And bring her to ME."

"I do not care HOW, or how LONG it takes, JUST GET HER OVER HERE!"