1 and 7 for both Mal and Maeve, please!
1. What is their morning routine? What are the first things they do when they wake up?
Mal doesn't have much of a morning routine as he goes to bed whenever. But at the moment, before going to bed, regardless of what he did during the day, he always showers or washes himself.
If it's an 'on' day he showers and washes his hair before going to bed, if it's an 'off' day, he showers but doesn't wash his hair. Mal never goes to bed without showering as he was raised under the belief that "you don't take the filth of the day into the place you rest your head".
Because of this, usually his 'morning' (or better said, after getting up) routine, involves him going to the bathroom to pee. If he sweated during the night (like had sex or not), he showers. If he didn't (and if the sims had a bidet), he usually puts water into the bidet and washes his face and privates.
He never showers in the morning unless he got frisky with Maeve during the night.
If breakfast is done he goes eat breakfast and drink coffee (with milk), if it's not he either helps Maeve with breakfast or goes water his garden and harvest and then comes in for breakfast.
Maeve's routine is very similar to Mal. When she wakes up, she makes the bed and takes a moment to sniff Mal's shampoo on his pillow. Then she goes to the bathroom to pee and wash her face and privates, as like Mal she showers at night, before going to bed.
Before she met Mal, she showered in the morning. But as Mal actually refused to lay in bed with her unless she took a shower before coming to bed, she has stopped showering in the morning, and usually baths and showers at night before going to bed.
After shower and getting dressed she does breakfast while checking social media or her work e-mail. After breakfast, she lets Mal take care of the dishes and laundry and goes to work, as she starts earlier than him.
7. What are the last 3 things in their Google search history?
1. How to remove sperm stains from dark panties;
3. Tarot cards for The Sims 4
2. [Insert clients full name here];
3. Known cases of "gnomicide".