Welcome to the biographies for my latest Sim 1 family, the Moron’s. It includes Itaza Moron, Shiza Moron, Ima Moron, and Hella Moron.
Their biographies are definitely weird. Perhaps bordering on something from a fever dream, if you will :P
Someone once asked me "What would the tagline of your life be?" and I was in a fucking stump. I mean I have my hobbies, career, family, and my flaws; but does all that sum me up? Would my tagline just be "Regular dude living a regular life"?
When I was 15 years old my dad took off. He was a low life piece of shit who was too selfish to be a father. He left behind his wife and 6 sons. Can't even count all of us on one hand we were so many. My mom had a mental break down and was basically baby sat by my grandmother for the first 2 years. My oldest brother, Rafael, took over as father figure. He was our rock, our guardian, our savior.
My brother Luis comes after Raf. He spent time in the military but was honorably discharged after a severe accident that left him... different. Luis is still strong and valiant and an amazing person, but he is not the same man I once knew.
David is the 3rd oldest. He is most definitely the wisest and smartest of all of us. He’s gay and it’s not something we don't really talk about in our family, but we all respect him. It doesn't change the fact that he's our brother and we love him. He’s probably my best friend to be honest.
I came not too long after David, a few years difference. But after me comes Joaquin. He and I are literally 9 months apart, could almost be twins, not identical of course. Joaquin and I are crazy different though. Joaquin is a creative guy, he’s a writer and is super out going. Total opposite of me, probably why we don’t get along well.
Lastly is my baby brother Benicio, Benny for short. He was a few months old when my dad left, so he never got to know him. This kid has become one of the sweetest, most genuine people I have ever met. I like to say I had a hand in raising him and we’re all proud of him and who he’s growing up to be.
I’m from Puerto Rico and even though our life hasn’t been easy, living on a God damn island has been magical. Just a short walk down to the beach and bam your worries would be carried away with the tide. The sun was always warm and comforting, hugging you gently through window blinds. And the nights, oh man those island nights were another world entirely. I wouldn’t change growing up here for anything. Not even if it meant that everything would be a-okay with my dad, screw him.
I kind of live out of a suit case at the moment because of my profession. Though currently I’m residing in L.A. during the off season. I’m a baseball player, scouted when I was in high school. I was never top of my game but man I can run. I can throw and I can really run. I always loved being active since I was a kid. Hiking, swimming, surfing, baseball, jogging, camping. I just love being outside. People say they’re a homebody but stay indoors, which is the correct term, but I like to say I’m a homebody of the outdoor kind. The outdoors is my home. Don’t get me wrong, staying inside for a good movie and some pizza is my definition of awesome, and don’t get me started on video games.
Aside from having amazing siblings, my mom is my main rock. She fought, and continues to fight, her way through depression and severe anxiety. She fought to be there for us through every step of the way. Even when she was recovering at the beginning after my dad left us, she still managed to get out of bed and get us going for school. Sure it came with her being in bed for the rest of the day and not even showering for a days, but she always made sure we were all okay, sacrificing herself in the process. I give back to my family as much as I can these days. I bought my mom a house in Puerto Rico, I helped pay for Raf’s surf shop back home, I hired both Luis and David as my personal trainer and assistant, I tried to help Joaquin with getting his screenplay off the ground but he wouldn’t have it (proud asshole), and well Benny is spoiled and gets whatever he wants.
At the end of the day I just want my family happy. I want to be the one everyone looks to for help because I will always be there for them. So for that tagline, I guess I’d go for something corny and cliche like “blessed” or something, but you know what? It’s true. I am blessed. So fuck it, I’m a corny dude, I like what I like.
