#dumb sims

[weirdsimsinhistory]

My stupid ass Sim firefighter decided to just run all the way to the fire instead of taking the fire truck. Ended up taking 5 hours >:(

[valiantnightllama]

[positivelysimful]

My Sim went into labor while swimming... social services was kind enough to send her a bassinet. 

[simmervillessims]

Those dumb grilling sims

No matter what house I visit at 2 AM, one household member will be busy preparing food. If there is a grill on the lot, that’s where they cook! I understand that when you get real hungry in the middle of the night you might get up to grab something to eat, but these hungry souls are going big - and outdoor. Even a little rain would not stop them...

Personally, I’d go for a small leftover from the fridge, or perhaps simply wait until breakfast next morning. Edith Mox goes big cooking a full serving of sausages and beans, using her everyday kitchen facilities on the grill.

Then she grabbed one plate and walked inside to eat. And (not to my surprise, because this happens regularly) one sim minute later, I found her father, elderly Chad (Pickens) Mox grilling hotdogs on the same grill - next to Edith’s freshly made serving! Come on, Chad! Even if beans is not your favorite, it’s now 2:30 AM!!! 

He brought the full serving inside, where the entire household was socializing. The elderly Chad and Ochana, heads of the house Edith and Jamiels (purple shirt), Edith’s younger siblings twins Pivian (white pants) and Paula (can’t see her), and toddler Conan, son of Edith and Jamiels.  - the latter eating some spoiled food even if the place is now filled with newly grilled alternatives. And who keep their toddler up this late anyway?

It’s a mystery to me why developers decided that when entering a household at 2 AM sims will all be hungry but well rested. Instead they should of course be rather well fed from the dinner or supper the evening before, and still tired and in bed, as they probably only had a couple hours of sleep. It would be so simple to fix this, but it’s been a pain in the *** for years.

Oh, nobody wanted your hotdogs, Chad? Not even you who insisted on grilling them?

Hey, this household counts 7 and Paula is the only one not busy eating, might she actually be in bed sleeping, after all? Well, nope. She is upstairs on the treadmill. It must be normal for a young woman like this to exercise at 3 AM.

Go girl! At least you won’t gain weight like all the others! I’d much prefer finding you asleep, though...

[luxurissims]

Who’s cat is this?

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I don't like our new neighbor...

[weirdsimsinhistory]

UGH so a stupid burglar :

1) had the audacity to hit on my Sim while robbing her house

2) died while on the property and fled the scene

3) just hovered back to the Criminal Hangout like nothin happened

[weirdsimsinhistory]

sigh... I know it's a common glitch but I love whenever my Sims eat spicy food then breathe fire and go back to the sitting position, even in front of their dishwasher xD