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Rules: in a text post, list 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes and don’t think too hard. They don’t have to be ‘right’ or ‘great’ works, just ones that have touched you. Tag 10 friends including me so I’ll see your list. Make sure to let them know you’ve tagged them.

I was tagged by: sinbadass

Will Grayson, Will Grayson, by David Levithan and John Green

Dance with the Devil, by Sherrilyn Kenyon

An Abundance of Katherines, by John Green

Witch Eyes, by Scott Tracey (please read these books it's fantasy, adventure and comedy, tragedy and drama with gay babies. fucking perfect)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (it'd be cheating if i put the whole series here, when the third one's my absolute favourite)

Amigo se Escribe con H, by María Fernanda Heredia

Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy

Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle (it's been years and i'm still not over it)

The Perks of Being a Wallflower 

Clockwork Princess, by Cassandra Clare

I'm not gonna tag ten people though... just a few

sinbadass​

headupindaclouds​

terribleimaginings​

musical-dream​

yawn-sters​

qeencce

and that's it

[mrroshark]

The unhappy dragon Vol. ll: Mexicans over the rainbow.

MEXICANS OVER THE RAINBOW.

Once upon a time...

There was a rainbow in the dark

- "How can you see it, NO IT'S J's TURN"

- "THERE IS NO PASSING, GODDAMNIT!"

Screamed the mexican who was on top of the rainbow.

- "Don't go"

shouted the mexican as he was holding a bicycle while watching a woman seductively eating a cupcake

The woman suddenly mega evolved into J.

- "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Exclaimed the hot mama J.

The mexican suddenly let go off the bike and proceeded to roof the cookies agressively.

The mexican then, took a cookie from the pile and shoved it in the JJ so hard that the rainbow broke and the mexican fell down into the firey pits of hell

- "OH MY GOD"

Yelled the hot mama J as they both fell into hell.

Halfway to hell he gave a sweet-ass high five to astaroth the demon of the stars.

As they fell he screamed to hot mama J: - "Swiggity Swooty i'm coming for that booty!"

Hot mama J screamed in horror as the mexican turned into a transvesti cop.

Faster than they were falling came in a blue deer screaming for her life holding onto her toaster lover.

- "At least is not a washing machine"

Exclaimed the blue deer as she made sweet love to a washing machine as Toaster watched in horror.

A noise that resembled a *clickity clack* was heard from the distance as KittyWhy was free falling while abusing her tiny sheep and screaming "Meeya" in a poorly animated montage

And so they all went to hell together.

And from the distance they could hear a faint whisper that said: ...It's ogre now. By: Doe Mijou, KittyWhy, J and Roshark Forzom.

[symbioticsimplicity]

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Thank you! I've got one all picked out I just have to wait for my next pay day.