Hot, Hot, Hot? No! Cold, Cold, Cold
Artica: Aunt Mia, how cold is it in Greenland?
Amelia: [checks phone] Forty-three degrees.
Artica: What about the North Pole?
Amelia: If you’re joking, it’s not funny. If you’re not, only negitive forty-nine degrees Celsius.
Amelia: Apparently. Oi. Where’s Gunter with our sundaes?
Buster: I’m not gonna ask nicely again! Why is that thermostat set to a freezing -1000 degrees?
Gunter: Please don’t make me squeal, Mr. Moon! I’m being payed in hush-hush money!
Amelia is owned by @phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird