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[wraithantilles]

went grocery shopping with the bae

[wraithantilles]

i made an exquisitely timed pun today :D

i was hanging out in the green room with some other theater students, waiting for my class to start. there was a group of four at a table off to the side and a girl and guy were talking about video games, and in answer to the guy's question for why she didnt play a particular game she said "I dont like to kill things" after which i of course yelled across the room at her:

"except the mood!!"

and literally every person at the table threw their arms up in the air and turned to stare at me (they laughed too but i thought the arms thing was more remarkable ;p).

i felt like a superhero.

[wraithantilles]

so at my theater we require the actors to take good care of their costumes- if they don't then they have to give us (the costume shop employees) chocolate as a penalty and im the senior student employee this year and a girl named Amy was it last year and apparently when the stage manager was explaining this system to the actors, one of the "veterans" said something like "last year Amy was really nice about it, but Rebecca scares me"

this was the highlight of my day uwu

[thepartyponies]

singingskin replied to your post “Fun trends for 2015: Automotive Journalists and enthusiasts stop...”

I LUH YAH YUR MY FAVE I AGREE

i couldn't respond to this sooner bc i didn't have xkit

but am i right or am i right?!

[seraphsfire]

i hope all of my lovely Jewish friends and followers have had a lovely Hanukkah so far and have a great last couple days! Chag Urim Sameach!

[seraphsfire]

STOR Y TIME

THERE WAS A RACCOON IN MY GARAGE JUST NOW

ok so my garage door is open and me and my sister and my kitty are in the living room, but the garage is dark. now the garage has a kitty door in the side that the people before us had.it's been raining a lot/ colder than usual and my cat recently knocked over the thing that blocked the cat door so we tried to kind of stack some things against it but bc he's a moron he knocked them over and decided to go outside even though he gets tired of it after 2 minutes. 

so all of a sudden i hear shuffling noises coming from the garage, and i hear my cat's food being eaten. except its  not my cat becuase my cat is right next to me

so im like whAT THE U fu ck is going on and i grab a flashlight thinking that it's probably a possum bc i've seen a possum in our backyard and so that's what im expecting.

INSTEAD WHEN I GO IN I SEE THE EDGE OF A STRIPED TAIL DART OUT OF THE CAT DOOR BACK OUTSIDE AND IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE FUCKING RACCOONS THIS IS A SEMI URBAN AREA AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE AND THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN ONE IN 10 YEARS

so im like ok w/e i'll take care of this so i change bowls (it like drooled all over my cats food wtf??) and pour my kitty some more food since the goddamn raccoon ate it and slobbered all over it and put something up against the cat door, thinkign that when the raccoon sees it blocked it'll go away

i put my cat in the garage bc it's time for bed anyway and i close the garage door and ihear more shuffling after a while im like CAT STOP WTF

so i open the garage door again and the stuff blocking the cat door's been knocked over again and i'm like STUPID CAT 

but then i turn around and my cat is behind me looking terrified with his tail all fluffy and his eyes really big and i guess the raccoon got in again?

i think it's outside now, and i put some really heavy pieces of wood over it but i'll probably have to babysit my cat and watch him when he wants to pee just in case it can still get in :/ 

omg

the end

[seraphsfire]

singingskin replied to your post: .

Love you, hope you feel better soon!!

ahhh thank you!! im not super sick, it's just annoying bc i have some art to do and a commission to get through that i haven't been able to yet :p 

but i should be right as rain in a couple days 

[seraphsfire]

It is life and strength, not knowledge and words, that we get in them.

Holy wisdom is not clear and thin like water, but thick and dark like blood.