The Buddiest Of Boys

Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? Paul. I like good fiction, Jesus, cars, music, and running. URL is pjo, not mlpfim

[thepartyponies]

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[supreme-leader-stoat]

In other news, the Sacred Brotherhood of Roko has announced that the world achieved technological singularity with the activation of the Basilisk_01 superintelligence program earlier this afternoon. When asked by reporters if it had any plans to create an artificial hellscape to torture the digitized souls of nonbelievers who did not contribute to its construction, the artificial intelligence responded, "What the fuck? Who even thinks of something like that?!"

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[flipchild]

[casgirl]

Henchman sexual dimorphism

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[kosmogrl]

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[saturniandragon]

Number one rule of finding a media/fandom you enjoy is Don't Look Into It Too Much.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

If I had a nickel for every time I romantically pursued a presumed widow whose husband returned as a brainwashed Imperial agent, I'd have two nickels.  Which isn't a lot, but it's kind of weird that it happened twice.

Wedge Antilles

[rostekhorn]

Hang on, who's the other one? Iella Wessiri obviously, that's one.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

in the Aftermath series in canon, Wedge's love interest Norra Wexley has the same deal. I don't normally deal in canon here, but I think it is so funny that of all the Legends Wedge plots to do, they canonized this one

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[theloserarmy]

Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees

Zuko: I can do that

[paddy-nic]

Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment

Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[thelordsoftherings]

Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

[diary-of-alice]

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember