#sinniebin

[iwannafucktheegos]

@Illinois fuckin take me in the cave walls dammit -SinnieBin

I mean Illy is an adventurer. He probably gets off on danger.

So if he gets a little too excited after dodging a trap, what better place to relieve a bit of stress than right there against the cave wall ;D

[iwannafucktheegos]

Ok but like literally the first time he showed up I like rolled my eyes because I was like “oh great a suave character”, but then I saw his hips and HHHHHHHH my libido just shot UP -SinnieBin

REAL TALK

i first saw him and of course was like ‘lol he like Indiana Jones i love it’ and then there was that whole sequence of him just slowly sauntering backwards through all the traps while relentlessly flirting with us with such confidence and i immediately fell for the son of a bitch i love him

[iwannafucktheegos]

Ok but like he’s 100% that guy that people try to have a one night stand with only for him to bail out that morning. Like y’all could have the time of your life and then that morning all traces of him are gone. But I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t like it lol -SinnieBin

ok but like he’d also be the guy who would keep coming back afterward. he may not always be there in the morning, but he’s gonna be tracking you down again so he can have another “magical night” with you

[iwannafucktheegos]

… now I wanna fuck Illinois in a cave… -SinnieBin

You and me both bud

[iwannafucktheegos]

Idk if the ask went through but I see Illinois as a one night stand and the person leaves the morning of but you can’t bring yourself to forget about him -SinnieBin

Oh absolutely

But just imagine if Illinois finds that one person that even after his usual one night stand, he can't get THEM out if HIS head. Cue his greatest adventure yet, finding you again.

[iwannafucktheegos]

I can’t believe I missed all the Illinois thirst in favor of video games. Like the thing with the leather? And the tagging of the Illinois blog????? Yes -SinnieBin

Don’t worry hon, we can always talk about our favorite danger boi more :3

[iwannafucktheegos]

Yo idk if I could do it really but if Yancy asked me to beat him up then I’d try. I probably wouldn’t tho lol. I don’t like that stuff. But you better bet your ass that he probably gets turned on in general if someone beats him up -SinnieBin

I think it's more of an idea if having a strong SO. Someone that could kick his ass, and hurt him if he asked, but cares about him and can watch his back while in jail

[iwannafucktheegos]

Then I can’t stop thinking about Yancy because HECK. I love him??? I wanna smooch him???? And stay in prison to be with him????? -SinnieBin

I wanna LOVE him and KISS him and SUCK HIS DICK and OVERSTIMULATE him