May 15, 2016
It’s a very strange sensation to be pet by your own cat.
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It’s a very strange sensation to be pet by your own cat.
Pigeon-Seal: ~shudders~ Whoa this tastes like it was over mermaided.
Sir Walrusbutt:...
Pigeon-Seal: Marinated. I meant marinated.
Pigeon-Seal and Sir Walrusbutt watch the first few episodes of Seraph of the End. Sir Walrusbutt remarks about how in a post-apocalyptic world it seems strange that they can manage to get nice uniforms.
Pigeon-Seal: They can just go and steal out of the cash register.
Sir Walrusbutt: What are you gonna do with money when everyone is dead?
Pigeon-Seal: ...download the app?
Sir Walrusbutt: ...
After Pigeon-Seal discovered a generator website she decided to try out the yes or no decider. Prior to browsing the website she cracked open a bottle of “Not Your Father’s Rootbeer.”
After a number of yes or no questions and lots of drunken laughter Sir Walrusbutt decided to give it a go.
Sir Walrusbutt: Is Pigeon-Seal actually drunk?
Generator: No
Sir Walrusbutt: Is Pigeon-Seal pretending to be drunk?
Generator: Yes
Pigeon-Seal was flustered because she actually thought she was drunk and supposedly “wasn’t acting”
Pigeon-Seal: Is Sir Walrusbutt pulling my goat?
Generator: No
Both laugh uncontrollably
Splat
Pigeon-seal: Even though we're both uncertain now
Pigeon-seal: we could look back on this moment in time five/ten years from now and go
Pigeon-seal: "why were we ever worried?"
Pigeon-seal: we just have to keep on going
Pigeon-seal: even if it's not the path we dreamt it would be there's something ahead
Pigeon-seal: I don't know what
Pigeon-seal: but there's something to look forward to
Sir Walrusbutt: I hope it hits me like a bug to a windshield then
Sir Walrusbutt: quick and painlessly
Sir Walrusbutt: Man, the kitchen reeks...
Dorkasaurus: It's the ghost of broccoli's past!
Sir Walrusbutt: ...
Roccoli: (accidentally says diabetically instead of diabolicaly)
Sir Walrusbutt: ...
Roccoli: You shall rue the day that I rue the day!
Sir Walrusbutt: I don't even know anymore...
Roccoli: Diabetically, I'm okay.
Sir Walrusbutt: My face is a horrible liar
Sir Walrusbutt: I blush a lot
Friend: Awwwwwwwww x)
Sir Walrusbutt: I am a horrible liar only because I'm too expressive
Sir Walrusbutt: eyebrows too
Sir Walrusbutt: go all over the place
Sir Walrusbutt: they like to breakdance when emotions hit