Sir Walrusbutt of Derpiddity

Where nothing makes sense because it's all inside jokes

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So this happened in a group chat today...

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Your life is literally a square peg trying to fit in a round hole.

Pigeon-Seal (talking to Sir-Walrusbutt)

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It’s a very strange sensation to be pet by your own cat.

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Pigeon-Seal: ~shudders~ Whoa this tastes like it was over mermaided.

Sir Walrusbutt:...

Pigeon-Seal: Marinated. I meant marinated.

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Pigeon-Seal and Sir Walrusbutt watch the first few episodes of Seraph of the End. Sir Walrusbutt remarks about how in a post-apocalyptic world it seems strange that they can manage to get nice uniforms.

Pigeon-Seal: They can just go and steal out of the cash register.

Sir Walrusbutt: What are you gonna do with money when everyone is dead?

Pigeon-Seal: ...download the app?

Sir Walrusbutt: ...

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After Pigeon-Seal discovered a generator website she decided to try out the yes or no decider. Prior to browsing the website she cracked open a bottle of “Not Your Father’s Rootbeer.”

After a number of yes or no questions and lots of drunken laughter Sir Walrusbutt decided to give it a go.

Sir Walrusbutt: Is Pigeon-Seal actually drunk?

Generator: No

Sir Walrusbutt: Is Pigeon-Seal pretending to be drunk?

Generator: Yes

Pigeon-Seal was flustered because she actually thought she was drunk and supposedly “wasn’t acting”

Pigeon-Seal: Is Sir Walrusbutt pulling my goat?

Generator: No

Both laugh uncontrollably

[sirwalrusbutt]

Sometimes I eat donuts. But donuts don't give back. They take.

Pigeon-Seal

[sirwalrusbutt]

That's very observant of you Twinkie Pie.

Pigeon-Seal

[sirwalrusbutt]

Splat

Pigeon-seal: Even though we're both uncertain now

Pigeon-seal: we could look back on this moment in time five/ten years from now and go

Pigeon-seal: "why were we ever worried?"

Pigeon-seal: we just have to keep on going

Pigeon-seal: even if it's not the path we dreamt it would be there's something ahead

Pigeon-seal: I don't know what

Pigeon-seal: but there's something to look forward to

Sir Walrusbutt: I hope it hits me like a bug to a windshield then

Sir Walrusbutt: quick and painlessly

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Sir Walrusbutt: Man, the kitchen reeks...

Dorkasaurus: It's the ghost of broccoli's past!

Sir Walrusbutt: ...

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Roccoli: (accidentally says diabetically instead of diabolicaly)

Sir Walrusbutt: ...

Roccoli: You shall rue the day that I rue the day!

Sir Walrusbutt: I don't even know anymore...

Roccoli: Diabetically, I'm okay.

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Stoooop. You... butter, butter, butter...

Roccoli yelling at her word document... I don’t even know.

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I gave myself goosebunks.

Roccoli after telling me a joke about “You're a lizard Harry.”

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Today my laugh sounded like the beep at the Walmart registers.

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There may be a lot of Dicks in the world but you are the only Dick that matters.

My professor. This lecture was about how there can be millions of companies with a common name (like Dick) but because names aren’t copyrighted they don’t have to go through paperwork when creating a company.

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I'm glad to help you word.

The afore mentioned sleep deprived design student (Roccoli) that also helps me remember words when I type essays

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My brain can't brain.

A very exhausted design student (aka Roccoli)