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ahhhh putting me on the spot too many children awake not enough mental power

Um. Let’s go with my tiny child that I once played but hasn’t been out and about in a while. I don’t believe you know them, my little child Adaluna. Well, Adam or Luna but I just like merging their identities together. Adam Perrault is the second born child of the Perrault family and the baby but he hates being Adam and everything about Adam. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be Adam at all, but whenever night falls and he gets to sneak out as the person he feels like he’s always been, Luna, he actually feels comfortable in his skin. There are times when he is happy to be Adam, but he doesn’t really feel like himself until he’s moonlighting as his alter-ego, the person that he finds himself wanting to be but isn’t comfortable sharing with the world yet. When I used to play him he fell in love with a dumb jock and the dumb jock fell in love with Luna but basically didn’t know Adam existed and it’s basically almost like a Cinderella-esque fairytale but we never got to the happily ever after so siiiiigh.

Obviously for the sake of this I’m just using one set of pronouns but when Adam identifies as Adam he goes with male pronouns and Luna goes by female pronouns so tada. Really they’ll answer to anything and it’s given them trouble in the past but y’know semantics.

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SIMBA

S: How stealthy are they?

Not very stealthy. Simba has never been the sneakiest or most subtle of people but when he’s drunk he can’t even begin to comprehend the idea of stealth.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

Depends on his mood. Typically he’s around a 6-7 but whenever he thinks about what he’s caused and what he’s lost with his family and how he carries it with him and ruins every relationship because of it it drops down to a 2-3.

M: What is their favourite dessert?

Give Simba sugar and he’ll be a happy camper. He prefers desserts with chocolate or mango but overall you give him something he’ll gladly eat it.

B: Do they have any allergies?

Seasonal snufflies only. He’s free of any severe allergies, lucky dog.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

Is flirting a subject? If not, probably something that he well at or was easy. I feel like he enjoyed music a lot, but his best subject was probably gym.

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KALANI

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

When you get a gust of wind in the face that knocks you off your feet. Or when she just flips you off and walks away.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

Kalani never went to school but she likes athletic things a lot so if she’d gone it probably would’ve been gym.

L: What is their favourite board game?

Chess. Or Checkers. She never really played fancy board games but those two were staples with the gang and she crushed all of them at it.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

See Above

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

Fruit. Yoghurt. Sometimes she’ll make a hot meal but cooking is something that she’s never really learned so if someone else makes it for her she’ll eat it.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

That’s tough. She doesn’t hate herself but she also doesn’t really love herself either. I’d say a strong 6/10.

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hale

H: What is their deadly sin?

Probably pride, honestly. Hale is so unwilling to admit whenever he needs hep or when he can’t do things on his own that it sometimes makes things a million times harder on himself.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

Maths. The answer is concrete, unarguable. It doesn’t require creativity or descriptive words, and it comes rather naturally to him.

L: What is their favourite board game?

This is just mean. Hale hasn’t really played many board games but he likes Connect Four and Snakes & Ladders.

E: How are they with children?

Hale loves kids. He absolutely adores them. He thinks they’re great little cuddlers and loves listening to them play and talk. How he is in terms of taking care of a child is a whole other story, honestly...

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“I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” | brayden and tripp

Tripp looked up from where he was sprawled out across Brayden’s couch to stare at the man. If he really wanted to, he could probably manage to push Brayden off of it completely by moving a bit more, but he was plenty comfortable with the top of his head brushing against Brayden’s thigh. “Yeah?” he asked, knowing that he didn’t need any further explanation than that but still wanting one nonetheless. “You and me both. I remember every year my older brother would try and outdo whatever gift I got my parents just to prove that he was the best one of us.” Tripp let out a weak laugh before he reached up and stole the joint from Brayden’s lips, almost instantly sucking in a lungful of smoke. He used to get so angry at Sace that he’d try and hide his present as best as he could, but every year his brother would find it and try to make something bigger, something better than what Tripp had managed to pull off to outshine both himself and Lex. “You know something,” Tripp said, blowing the smoke out into the room as Effy joined them on the couch. “We could say fuck it to normal holiday traditions and make up our own. Put some fun back into the thing, maybe actually enjoy this shit for once. I know you’re not big on this whole, spending time with your soulmate thing, but no strings attached I swear. You don’t have to be in love with me for us to spend some time doing shit that isn’t smoking or working together.” Tripp shifted on the couch, tilting his head back so he could stare at Brayden until the man answered him. “How about it?”

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SHIP MEME - XMAS EDITION - simba and remi

Who starts putting up decorations in October? um...listen... Simba + Christmas? It doesn’t happen in October. Now you can sure as heck bet that Jay is out there sticking mistletoe on all the doorways at the end of October but Simba is a strict believer that Christmas decorations don’t come out until the end of November. And I’m pretty sure Remi agrees with him.

Who buys the advent calendars? Who am I kidding my chocolate-lover Remi does. And then Simba gets drunk and rips them all open and eats them. And then replaces them and thinks no one notices the difference but Remi knows. Remi always knows.

Who places mistletoe all around the house? Jay. With Simba’s help, save for the year Jay dies I bet Remi does it to try and keep up traditions and then they do it together every year after.

Who wraps the presents for other people? Remi. Simba does not have the patience or time to wrap presents.

Who puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? This one’s a sore spot for Simba because he was never allowed to do it growing up so he wants to but he also wants to sneak up behind Remi and scoop Remi into his arms and lift him up to put it up there.

Who’s the one that hates eggnog? Simba. Can’t stand the stuff. He buries it in the back of the fridge whenever Remi buys it and insists it’s devil juice (but if you put enough alcohol in it he’ll drink it).

Who’s the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? They both try and get distracted far too easily and end up burning the cookies and just ordering them from a bakeshop.

Who sends out the Christmas cards? Remi. Simba adds names to the list and Remi whines about it but they both know Remi has better penmanship and won’t write ‘Happy Christmas and a bag of dicks.’ or something crude like that on the cards. No one should trust Simba with that power.

Who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? Um...they probably both do if we’re being honest, although whether or not Remi knows the lyrics bc Simba belts out every single Christmas carol in the universe at the top of his lungs when it’s the season is another story.

Who’s the better snowman builder? I’m going to say Remi because Simba gets too excited in the snow and starts prancing about and making snow angels and acting like an overeager puppy.

Who starts snowball fights? SIMBA. DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK??????

Who’s the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Also Simba but his Christmas music playlist is very exclusive.

Who has the ugliest Christmas sweater? Do Remi’s everyday jumpers count?

Who still writes from Santa on the gifts? Simba. You wanna talk about how he gets trashed on Christmas Eve and ends up getting a sharpie and writing it over every single gift that’s under the tree no matter who it’s for/from?

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Pretty boy professional figure skater who lacks motivation or general social skills

sup leo how u today

hey leo do u want a coach that’s not ur sista? do u want a retired olympic medallist? do u want a lil dickhead who will push u to the edge but will also pat you on the head and hug you whenever do u well?

well here u go. have him. his name is isaac and he may or may not have a last name. he’s trash he’ll push u to the edge he’s from the frozen tundras of canadia and he hates everything no he doesn’t that’s a lie. he retired bc of an injury that caused him to not be able to compete anymore and so he’ll train ur butt off ok cool.

you’ll hate him. you’ll love him.

i’ll live for it.