#sirius:txt

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i relate to sirius black because i too love sirius black 

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minerva mcgonagall always knew that sirius black wasn’t like the rest of his family. she knew in an instant when she calls out his name and he stalls - the blacks never stall, they’re proud and confident  - but sirius seems so different; he crosses his fingers together and mutters under his breath not slytherin as he sits on the stool

after only thirty seconds of deliberation the hat says GRYFFINDOR and mcgonagall swears she has never seen a student more happy. he’s got the widest grin, sheer and utter relief almost radiating off him and she shakes his hand, telling him ‘welcome to the gryffindor house’ 

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Sirius at 9pm: I'M GOING TO BED BECAUSE I'M TIRED. DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND WAKE ME UP

Sirius at 11pm: hey lol don't you think sloths are like, super weird?

Sirius at 11.30pm: I SAID DON'T WAKE ME UP PRONGS GOD

Sirius at 12am: why is there read, red and read and tear and tear and see and sea but hose and José?

Sirius at 1am: I SAID I'M TRYING TO SLEEP MOONY WOW DOES NO ONE LISTEN?

Sirius at 3am: hey guys did you know butterflies taste with their feet?

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Sirius: [comes into transfiguration 25 minutes late]

Mcgonagall: Thank you for joining us, Mr Black

Sirius: No, McGonagall... thank you. And you're welcome.

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its 100% canon that when james and sirius met on the hogwarts express for the first time the latter said

‘how does a train eat?’

and james just blurts cHeW ChEw and it was the start of the most beautiful and terrible friendship full of Bad Jokes that no one else but them found funny

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sirius at james and lily's wedding: attaboy

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Do you think you could describe possible interactions between Sirius and Vernon? :)

man oh man okay. so. sirius has always detested vernon? ever since lily told them that petunia was seeing this walrus of a man who despised magic. so sirius knew right then and there. no one hates on his friends and gets away with it. 

so obviously, when lily and james start to get more serious, james finally meets vernon himself. and of course, recounts every single thing back to sirius when he gets home. sirius is livid.

 and he never tells anyone, but he transforms into padfoot that night to w r e c k  vernon’s garden. lily has her suspicions but she never tells james- she doesn’t want vernon to wake up one night and die of fright when he sees a stag and a dog burrowing holes in his grass

then in the final summer holiday sirius and lily are having their annual lets relax and snooze with our feet up on the sofa, watching tv, eating junk and forgetting about the world (but this time, james is invited too ofc and mary) and there’s a knock on the door, followed by petunia’s screeches of ‘lily why are your freak friends here?’. mary met vernon one time whilst at lily’s (and she’s had to endure a lot of ‘freak’s from petunia), she told sirius what a complete idiot and prejudiced piece of junk vernon was. so of course sirius is curious (and v angry abt how he has treated the three most important people of his life)

so. they’re all sat on the sofa and all share a look of alarm with each other as they hear the door open, petunia’s shrill voice and a very deep voice that’s horrifically posh and rather like a fog horn. sirius cranes his neck to see through the door, almost falls off the sofa and catches vernon gaze as mary and james are having to pull him back up from the floor. vernon just raises an eyebrow at him, turns his nose up and glares. then walks away with petunia. 

sirius is already standing up, pushing his shirt sleeves to his elbows ready to fight but they all push him back down and. that night sirius destroys vernon’s rose bush.

the next time they meet is at vernon + petunia’s wedding. of course lily and james are (begrudgingly) invited, so mary and sirius wait by the parking lot to give jily their support. they both came on sirius’s motorbike and when the new mr and mrs dursley leave the church there’s this shiny, fancy black car with white ribbon dressed all over it. of course, the motorbike sticks out like a sore thumb and vernon tuts as they have to pass the bike, talking about how it looks like a piece of rubbish. sirius can’t help but mutter back a rather rude comeback and once again mary has to hold him back before he gives vernon a bloody nose. she calms him down as jily arrive and they all leave. 

obviously, lily doesn’t meet petunia much after this. she visits their home on very rare occasions, but when she tells petunia that she’s marrying james lily knows it’ll probably be the last time they meet. sirius tells her they don’t deserve her, that she’s a far better person than they’d ever be, and they spend time talking about siblings and the pain that comes from that.

then it’s october 31st and sirius had actually forgotten all about horrid vernon dursley. but then james and lily are dead and he’s broken beyond repair, and harry is the only thing left of the potter family, of their past, of their legacy. when sirius arrives he sees baby harry there with hagrid and of course gives hagrid his motorbike (he has no use for it, and there are too many memories that remind of him james there. he can’t look at it anymore). he knows harry is going to live with the dursleys. and sirius is apprehensive- he remembers how vernon was and all he can do is pray that he has some sort of mercy on small baby harry. 

years later vernon sees a familiar black dog in his garden, and it has those familiar grey eyes of a certain someone who was always hanging around with that potter fellow. he stares at the dog and the dog stares back and vernon just gives him a nod before the dog walks away. 

then when sirius meets vernon in the afterlife, after finding out how he treated harry, he gives him that well deserved bloody nose 

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mary macdonald who, like lily, is muggleborn and the two bond so well over their love for digestive biscuits and bourbon creams and smuggle muggle food into hogwarts every year

mary macdonald who is the sweetest beam of sunshine and literal daisy that everyone thinks she should be in hufflepuff instead of gryffindor until the day she snaps and is so badass and sassy everyone is astounded and semi scared of this smol girl who is so pure and cinnamon roll

mary macdonald who puts others before herself, has the brightest smile, fully supports lily’s friendship with snape until snape is an ass and mary is the first to be behind lily and protect and defend her

mary and james having little arguments about who loves lily more 

mary who carries around food with her all the time in case one of her friends is hungry. hears someone is peckish and is like BRB GOING TO THE KITCHENS and arrives back with 6 plates stacked to the brim with food and is like !!everyone share. everyone is in love with her

mary who doesnt really know sirius that well but sees him one day looking heartbroken with these tears pouring out of his eyes because that one family member who was always there for him has passed and he feels so alone and all he has is james and remus and peter. she sits next to him, offers him a chocolate cookie and doesnt grumble when he takes three and she listens to all his problems and she tells him that shes here for him

mary deserves more love