#siriuslythough

[imagine-if-muggles-were-real]

God. Ok, guess I'm listening to her entire back catalogue tonight then.

[satanlovesglitter]

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MORE AO3 FICS YESSS THANK YOU <3

*HUGS YOU SO MUCH*

[severusrsnape-blog]

Piss off, you wouldn't know a huge prick if it hit you in the face. On that note, might want to give me a wide berth down corridors, though; my massive dick and melon-sized balls may hit you in the fucking boulder-you-call-a-nose otherwise.

This is disgusting.  Will you kindly go wank in some other corner?

[severusrsnape-blog]

If you don't deal with blokes, then how would you even know the size of my prick? Only those lacking confidence in their own equipment downplay others' girth, Snivelly.

Its okay, Sirius.  I'm not judging you.  Jesus, you can't help what you're born with.

[adiggory]

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Womanizer - Britney Spears

[severusrsnape-blog]

You make such a lovely girl, I think I can't help but fall for your feminine wiles! OH SNIVELLINA, LOVE ME!

I don't fuck with dudes, mate.  However, I hear Remus or Potter might be interested in your tiny prick.

[severusrsnape-blog]

So not only a dark arts lover and a filthy snake, you're a cross-dresser on top of it all? Oh Snivelly, my heart doth flutter in glee! How does your girlfriend feel about you nicking her make-up?

Your heart flutters?  Are you fucking in love with me or something?  Jesus fuck. It wsan't her damn makeup anyway.

[severusrsnape-blog]

Piss off you sodding git, you deserve nothing less than the wrath of Merlin for being such a nosy, prying, greasy tosser. Wankers like you die all alone, Snivellus, did you know that?

That's funny, because last I checked... I have a girlfriend.  So.