Feb 28, 2023
(Randomly conversing with my sister regarding my chronic sore neck)
Me: Gotta find me a man who can give good neck massages. That’s the new goal.
Sister: (laughing) Well, should be pretty easy then if that’s your only criteria!
Me: (having a revelation) No, wait! He has to be gentle and tender enough to give a good neck massage, and kind and love me enough to give me free neck massages. That’s actually a great measure! The real trick is I’d have to trust him enough to let him give me a neck massage.
Sister: There you go! Find a guy you trust to give you good free neck massages and you’re set!
