#sith empress

[blakescrazyblog]

*Goes on a massive rant about Jedi*

Okay, Jedi, let me level with you here, CAN YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME PLEASE?

I get it, I'm a Sith, but I ain't PALPATINE levels of Sith

This morning, I was walking outside my castle, and I was jumped by FIFTY OF YOU FUCKERS.

ALL I WAS DOING WAS GETTING THE MAIL. AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE CAUSE YOU FUCKERS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP KILLING ANYTHING RED.

And you call US evil? I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG.

Just... Come on. You know better than this >:(

I wasn't slaughtering innocents, I wasn't enslaving worlds, I was just checking my mail >:(

[abigailthenerdy]

There comes a time in every Star Wars Fans life when the have to admit:

The Jedi are really boring.

Like, REALLY fucking boring.

I hate showing restraint. Yet the Jedi are all about "showing restraint" and "letting go of what you fear to lose".

FUCK THAT NOISE. I'm just Gunna say it.

THE SITH ARE MORE FUN.

Not the whole... "facism" part, that's not how I roll.

The Sith Code actively goes against everything the Jedi stand for, and I don't care for the Jedi path, so fuck it!

ALL HAIL YOUR SITH EMPRESS!!!

Also the part about people being beneath me should die, I do not agree with. Everyone has worth in my Empire. EVERYONE. Even the disability peeps out there!😘✌️

Now here are the rules of my Sith Empire! :D

1. NO FACISM OR SLAVERY.

I'M SICK TO DEATH OF PEOPLE CALLING ME A FASCIST JUST FOR BEING A SITH.

I AIN'T NO FUCKING FACIST OR SLAVE OWNER.

2. Any Imperial officers caught in the acts of Facism, or slavery, are immediately getting thrown out the air lock by my apprentice. Behavior like that will not be tolerated.

3. Anyone caught owning Slaves is to be immediately executed via Stormtrooper firing squad. (No neckbeards, they CAN aim.)

4. All must attend the Mandatory worshipping of me💅, your grand empress👸, at the Imperial Palace at 9:30 a.m. No exceptions, unless you're pet has died. You will be pardoned if that is the reason.

Okey, I'm Gunna go zap facist now, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

-Your Sith Empress, Darth Abigara.

[oonaluna-art]

I was inspired by the talented DazzlingJedi’s design of Sith Empress Rey and decided to do an interpretation based on the other two, main Star Wars gals as Sith Empresses. 

Padme - This circumstance wouldn’t have been of Padme’s choice, and rather something she would be forced into by Anakin killing Sideous. Since Padme and her death are in many ways a metaphor for the Galactic Rebublic, I believe her fashion is too. Rather than wearing something decorative from a diverse wardrobe, her clothing has become muted. Anakin/Vader is probably the reason she wears armor, something forced on her by his own paranoia. She is ashamed of her circumstance, and she has purged all outward representations of he culture aside from the scar of remembrance. 

Leia - So, it’s pretty obvious I was inspired by Revan. I was always pretty disappointed that we never got to see Leia’s badass force powers in visual canon, and perhaps that’s why I decided on such an OP design (no ragrets). Being raised by Vader, Leia would be well-trained and ready to take up the mantle of the ruling sith empress.

[aesthetic-solar-space]

I will admit empress palpatine sounds nice

[blakescrazyblog]

Fuck it. I'm starting a new Sith Empire.

HAIL TO YOU SITH EMPRESS, WORMS!!!!

(My Sith name Darth Crimsoness now btb)

(Also, no. We aren't fascist. All Races are more than welcome to join.)

[blakescrazyblog]

RUN IN FEAR, JEDI SCUM!

Your Sith Empress, Darth Animosa, (Me) returns to reap her wrath across this galaxy!!!

[blakescrazyblog]

The Sith Code.

[blakescrazyblog]

Touched up my Picrew a bit.