Valentine Application: Who wants some Pyxi?
Multiple Choice (choose the answer that best reflects you as an individual).
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1. Star Wars is: [Awesome]
2. An example of a good beer is: [La Fin Du Monde]
3. Jesus Christ is: [none of the above? I'm an atheist but I wouldn't punch the dude in the face]
4. Blanket forts or pillow forts: [BOTH!]
Short Answer (choose two of the following to answer).
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5. In a fight between Batman and Superman, who wins and why?
Batman because Superman is just a stupid alien; Batman has access to tons of gadgets and shit tons of money, all home-boy has to do is get his rich hands on some kryptonite and BAM! Winner.
6. Given the choice between traveling with The Doctor as a companion or training as a Jedi (or Sith), which do you choose and why?
I would definitely choose to train as a Sith; the Jedi Code is too boring for me. I'm a very emotional person so I'm pretty sure I'd end up as a Sith anyway, so I might as well start out that way. Plus I'd get to live on Korriban and see all the neat planets in the Star Wars universe, and lightsabers and force powers are mega-fun.
7. Give a brief summary of your plan for a zombie outbreak. (Assume that you receive news of the outbreak where you are right now.)
I'm on the second floor of an apartment building- I'd block off the stairs with one of my or one of my roommates' cars (the one with the least amount of gas left). We're close to a grocery store, so we'd load up on supplies with one of the cars and the two fastest people (probably me and my ex-military roommate). I'd hole up in here until other people pick off/get picked off by the zombies because I live in the ghetto and everyone has guns.
8. Would you rather your beliefs made you happy or know that your beliefs are objectively correct? (Assume it’s a binary choice between the two).
I find happiness/solace in the fact that my beliefs ARE objectively correct, so take that however you want.