#sithling

[ireallyneedaintrestinglife]

Whoever decided that apprentice sith should be called sithlings has my heart and soul

[askcourierchex]

so @wanderingwastelander and I were talking about starwars AU and now we have this

[bokatankryze]

bex: I hate you

me: ... do you want me to do it

bex: yeah

me: you were my brother

[bokatankryze]

I'M CONFUSED ABOUT BURGERS AND SAD ABOUT HANLEIA

@sithling

[bokatankryze]

so I asked Bex to tell my mom a nice Han and Leia thing for me bc I couldn’t without crying and my mom is handling it really well

mom, through tears: Bex is terrible!

mom: I want the beef jerky you mailed Bex back!

mom: oh god now I’m not going to be able to sleep

mom: I’m blocking Bex on your phone, any Illinois number I see is getting blocked

[bokatankryze]

“That's why there's no stopping this.”

[bokatankryze]

bex: do you wanna see more gay shit

me: uh yeah

bex: go look in a mirror

[bokatankryze]

bex: you don't have any happy caps. all you know is death.

me: you mean like obi-wan?

bex: i'm hanging up