quick story i thought was innocent
I HAVE a character whose existence is almost ruled by PUNS
food puns object puns
and my lovely significant other has this character that is a complete dweeb and he gets into crazy shit like snake vore idk
and we roleplay and his character got trapped and someone had to kiss him in the trap to turn him back to a normal person (princess n frog etc etc)
and my characters trying to come to terms with it. like. OH NO. HOW DO I KISS HIM? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KISS. oh well. i guess its just like playing a flute. kissing a flute. fluteplayers kiss their flutes all the time. a flute cant be too hard to play! BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE FLUTE.
and well fuck me i didnt know it was a whole skit on her trying to suck his dick o h m yg od