Jul 6, 2024
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Damn just had the craziest dream where the world went to shit lolololol glad it’s over
Things I’ve Overheard at Sixth Form:
‘Pure... pure...’ ‘Hatred?’
‘I run on hatred and nicotine’
‘I’M FERTILE’
‘Oh it’s raining’ ‘mmmm hydration’
*someone gets on school bus, loud shrieking by back of bus crew*
‘I need a nap, my eyeballs might fall out’
‘I don’t give a shit, get on monopoly’
‘Get out of my seat I need to learn!’
‘Um... nutt in my guts’
‘Well Emma doesn’t count as a real person’ ‘That’s right I’m an inter-dimensional being’
*completely dead inside* ‘suck it bitch.’
‘I think I might move to tibet and become a goat’
*someone spills some heckin tea* ‘I need to go to confession.’
‘Guess what my secret santa got me?’ ‘Uh... I don’t know’ ‘PENIS MINTS!’
‘If you don’t make mistakes then you're dumb.’
‘YOU DON’T DESERVE THE WHOLESOME MEME!’
*in chorus* ‘peANUT’
‘I’m so happy with that test, I smashed it like Joe’s mum!’
*singing* ‘Touch jesus, touch him in the nob’
‘That’s like assuming we’re white because we’re white’
‘Thou shall kill, thou shall steal’
‘My donkey fell in your waffle hole’
*head of sixth form walks in and t poses* ‘divine being.’
‘Not an onion, not a parfait, not an ogre’
‘Brexit, brexit, brexit, more shit, getting fucked in the ass, and you wonder where all our money is going’
‘And then there would be a matron there ready to spank me’
‘I FORGOT MY WATER! MY hYDRATIOn gaMe!’
‘That’ll be just the thing to take the jam out of my donut’
*taps handdryer* ‘Beat the devil out of IT!... Oh, I’ve been watching too much Bob Ross’
*Head of sixth form walks in, maniacally laughs, and leaves again*
