6 Things Phil Regrets Ordering By Owl Post: A Galaxies and Greenhouses Oneshot
Because I’m not quite ready to let go of my Phan Hogwarts AU yet… I’ve started writing oneshots within the same universe!
To read my Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here!
To read the newest oneshot set in the same AU, 6 Things Phil Regrets Ordering By Owl Post, you can click here!
Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:
“Umm, Phil?” Dan heard his own voice jumping up a few octaves from his shock. “What the ever-loving fluff is this?”
Phil glanced up to see Dan holding what looked sort of like a wand, but was actually squishy and flopping over to one side. The older boy attempted to stifle his laughter behind a hand, although Dan saw his tongue poke through his teeth before he could hide it.
“It’s supposed to be a ‘stress wand,’” Phil managed to gasp out between giggles, taking the strange item. “Basically you’re meant to squeeze it like this to relieve any…tension.”
As he spoke, Phil demonstrated how the “wand” was meant to be used, while Dan stared in open-mouthed disbelief at the suggestiveness.
“Phil, for Merlin’s sake, STOP,” Dan exclaimed when he finally came to his senses, grabbing it out of Phil’s hand and throwing it on the floor in disgust.