Nov 28, 2023
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Late 70s-era 80 Grade DADLAP from Sixto Lezcano.
FUN FACT: While with the Milwaukee Brewers, he became the only player in Major League Baseball history to hit a grand slam on Opening Day twice, doing so in both 1978 and 1980.
Chuck Tanner (CT): Congrats, Six Toes. You made the club.
Sixto Lezcano (SL): I may da teeng?
CT: Yup. Kinda. Yer gonna be our pinch hitter.
SL: Pin eshitter? Da sound pengful.
CT: You betcha. Here's your uni. Throw it on and get your ass out on the field and man the shag bucket.
SL: I liken to eshag.
CT: Stop standin' there and and starin' at me and smilin' like you're high on the weed and put yer goddamned uni on, son.
SL: /pulls jersey over black windbreaker
CT: The fuck's wrong with you, son. This is 'merica. A jacket is outerwear fer fuck's sake. Meanin' you wear it outer yer other clothes. Namely, yer shitwhistlin' baseball uni.
SL: Bah I liken to werrs to my yacket ondernees my uniferms, meeser Tenners.
CT: You gonna show up for the team flight tomorrow wearin' yer skivvies on the outside of yer slacks ya fuckin' moron?
SL: Ung...jess.
Sixto Lezcano had 116 at-bats as a pinch hitter with the Pirates in 1985 and was released before the start of the 1986 season. He can now be found wearing his underpants outside of his baseball pants as a hitting coach for the Danville Braves.