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[lonelyreputation]

Okay I missed the part where you said you follow each other on insta. Anyways #justiceforlondonbaristaboy

YES!!!! #JusticeForLondonBaristaBoy 

[elataanarchive]

“Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I’m sorry.“

                    ❛    DUDE   ——   YOU’VE   BEEN   WATCHIN’   TOO   MANY   ALIEN   MOVIES .   ❜ movies his mother had tried forbidding him from watching when he was little, but had snuck around and done anyway. back then, the aliens had TERRIFIED him. now, he was pretty sure he could kick xenomorph ass. peter scoffed, kicking at the ground with his foot.

              ❛  i’ve almost been eaten more times than I can count. i’d like to see you TRY. ❜ he clapped a hand on the other’s shoulder, feigning sympathy. ❛  don’t worry man. if you turn into a murderous alien, i’ll stop you. ❜