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[onlyfoundbits-blog]

“I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?”

“Drink what? Oh this. It’s not for me.  What did you say happened their lad?”

[dorian-storm-simp]

When I was fifteen

we were going to disect a frog in class

and everyone was like: None of the girls are going to do it because girls are... (insert whatever insult you like really, there were so many)

and when the day came

one girl didn't do it

while six boys didn't do it

it was hilarious