#skarchomp

[maxknightley]

trickertreat

One (1) Black Baccara Rose

[maxknightley]

what do you think about alfred pennyworth

I get why people like it when alfred is A Badass or whatever, but I think he's a way more interesting character when he's just some fucking guy. especially if he's some fucking guy who's like "I really don't know about this whole Batman thing Master Bruce but I guess I'll at least do my best to prevent you from getting yourself killed???"

also it's completely fucking insane to me that they made THREE SEASONS of an Alfred show. What are they fucking smoking over at Warner Bros

[maxknightley]

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius

okay so for background I've been watching jimmy neutron with rexy because it was her favorite show as a kid but I didn't have that much nostalgia for it. and I wanted to share it with her & see how it holds up

anyway the thing about jimmy neutron is that basically every episode - even the ones that are kind of mid overall - has a 50/50 chance of hitting me with a joke that fucking annihilates me. gets me to laugh so hard I need to have rexy pause the video

there's a throwaway line near the end of this clip that still kills me every time

[twerkyvulture]

yippee meat and unspeakable brutality <3

baby imma yippee your meat at the... on the uh... unspeakable... um... man whatever. ilu

[draayder]

fmk candor tendaji and bite

oh boy more exalted except this time people I am not in a campaign with and therefore have second-hand information on

The Candor That Draws the Horseman's Blade

this freak's @skarchomp 's abyssal. facts I know about him: -talks like Scout TF2 -not allowed to make friends -hasn't fucked since ghoulify-ing -kind of awful but everyone likes her in the end -becoming a better person after being told "girls don't like it when you kill people"

Candor is probably the most my type of these three in terms of fucking. I think that could work. at minimum it might get her to stop being so pent up and maybe fix some of the myriad issues he's working through

marriage on the other hand is.......... I think not a good idea

Tendaji Greenwich

@moonstar-mush 's sweet bureaucracy solar Tennie my friend Tennie. she killed a guy. her factsheet: -sounds british -the only one of any of us who wants to tackle exalted's crafting system, and xe makes sweet gifts for her friends -locked in the arduous struggle that is attempting to navigate a relationship with a lunar -has fucked possibly even multiple times during the Legion's Road campaign -did very much limit break and kill a guy -has a fucked up first age self

all that being said, Tennie is cute but I don't think I'm that interested in banging her. They're definitely not the worst choice for it, but I don't think I'm going for it

marriage on the other hand seems obvious out of this group. she can cook (crafting) and make thoughtful gifts (crafting) and cool weapons (crafting) and is just generally a nice person. as long as I know what xer limit trigger is, things should be smooth sailing! (this is a pun because they made an anchor for one of their friends)

I Bite the Feet of Kings

and finally @heedra 's ant spirit shape lunar Bite. she's very cool. here's the facts: -had leprosy before exalting, hence the fucked up eye which is also her tell -spent a whole year as an ant after exalting because she thought it was the best and didn't even realize she could turn back into a human -against most societal trappings like government and marriage, borderline anprim -had a hot first age self who was doing sexy activities with her solar mate's first age self. the reincarnations of both are decidedly not doing sexy things -carries around a gourd full of ants like gaara except instead of sand its ants (and also sand because the ants need something to live in) and Bite retreats into it if things get too annoying/emotional/etc -tsundere (which might make Tendaji deredere and Candor yandere comparatively lol)

I do love Bite a whole whole lot but she is against the concept of marriage and not particularly dtf. she's got a big scary ant-taur monster form that I could probably get down with but I have a feeling that it is not for sexual. so unfortunately Bite I must kill you. I promise I will take care of your ants

also as a bonus here's everyone as bugs also drawn by @moonstar-mush because the two lunars in the group both turn into bugs already

[draayder]

Oops, meant to send that to @skarchomp, referring to her new OC and how she has a neck unlike her other character Honeydew, who attempted to get a vampire to drink her.

oh lmao that makes more sense. hey @skarchomp my pal you got vampire drinks

[twerkyvulture]

0/5 technically edible, do not attempt

difficult to obtain, for not much reward. its advanced intelligence and capricious nature make it impossible to raise domestically, and good luck trying to capture one when it can read your predatory intent from literal miles away.

trainers who have raised beeheeyem as a companion pokemon and prepared its flesh for a memorial banquet after it passed away naturally have described it as "dense but spongey" and "strongly astringent".

consuming this pokemon's fingertips or brain tissue causes severe memory impairment and may result in permanent long-term memory loss.

[twerkyvulture]

rhyhorn

2/5, the mountain man's tough steak

underneath those formidable armor plates are dense and powerful muscles, especially the stocky leg muscles that give Rhyhorn its incredible momentum. unfortunately, most of this muscle is tough and not very flavorful. the best cuts are from around the belly, though the tongue can also be delicious if slow-cooked or used to flavor a stew.

generally, the only people eating Rhyhorn are people already raising them for other reasons (i.e. as demolitions Pokemon or as hardy mounts). you'd be hard-pressed to find it in any restaurant, and it's most commonly eaten in northeastern Sinnoh.