what do you think the opposite of an imp is?
i've pondered this many times. imps are little fuckers of fiends (except myself whom is a warrior of truth and defender of righteousness and you should trust everything i say implicitly as such.) we fulfill a role in an ego-based ecosystem i think. i guess that explains why it feels so good when i fuck with people. if there are other freaks out there that also operate strangely, let me know? my official answer is probably something like a really good bean bag chair. it's pretty hard for a bean bag chair to torture or hurt anybody. i can hurt people really easy. that seems opposite to me.










