#skeleton gang

[raya-parker]

the league of the lady poisoners

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illustrations: lisa perrin

[burgundiey]

MGG; back from the dead ??💀🤙🏼👻😱🎃🌙

[raya-parker]

my favourite card designs

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cards: @micahulrichdraws

[theskeletongang-blog]

How to tell your skeleton is hatching

You get constant cramps

“Cramps aren’t your skeleton hatching” I hear you say, but NO! It is your skeleton getting ready to move on it’s own. Potassium slows this down, making your skeleton stop attempting to move.

You’re always tired

Being tired all the time when you’re over the age of 20 is a good sign your skeleton is ready to hatch. This is because your skele will need more time to crawl out of it’s disgusting meat prison. 

Constant joint pain

This is caused by your skeleton squirming, trying too become dry instead of wet. Do not fret, this is completely normal. It’s meat sack is just becoming to wet for its needs, making it soggy and weak. If you’re under the age of 20 (normally ranging between 15 - 19, but it can happen at a younger age) then make sure to drink lots of milk. 

If you’re over the age of 20 and experience all of these, then your skeleton is ready to hatch! If you’re under 20 years of age and you have all these symptoms, I recommend medical treatment immediately. 

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Imagine having skin

This post was made by the skeleton gang™

[seyvetch]

New spooky avatar!

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