The funniest handsome russian trans girl

18+ age is advised for followers. Russian person Alexandra/Alexander. bi, poly, nonbinary trans girl. any pronouns, she/her preffered. Probably a vampire perhaps a wizard. Birthday 07.07. 24 years of age.

[seyvetch]

might fuck around and start using she pronoun aswell

[eternallyawkward137]

Officer! This post! Right here! She is trying to take my assigned at birth pronoun!

[seyvetch]

correction: succeding >:3c

[pathidoszune]

⚠️New War Spoilers⚠️

POV: Your alternate self is just as unmedicated as you are

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[catasters]

[stanfordgsb]

Success is one person’s life being better because of what we do, shared Elizabeth Holmes, the founder and CEO of medical device and technology company Theranos. “Now it’s about doing it again and again for more and more people.“  Read more insights on Twitter from her Stanford GSB View From The Top talk: stanford.io/1qEOogA #GSBvftt

[samryx]

Dropping this Eleanor Nightingale in a suit💕

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[octumn]

[important-cat-pics]

[villapaitahinttari]

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[kittensnax]

darkworld marge

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[enki2]

[reddpropaganda]

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

[owny-chan]

au where hes saying all of this at once

[vampire-crimson]

the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]