Spot have you ever had to bail Race out of trouble...what happened? Same to you Race... you ever had to bail Spot out??
Spot: Race would be a mess without me, let me tell you. I've gotten him out of so much trouble he should be kissing the ground I walk on.
Race: Name one example.
Spot: I can name a million. I used to take the fall for you all the time.
Race: Yeah, when we were kids! My mom loved you, she'd never punish you, so of course you would take the blame when we got into trouble. Pick something that counts.
Spot: That so counts.
Race: It does not.
Spot: What about when you almost got detention for cheating and I totally saved your ass? Does that count.
Race: ...yeah, I guess.
Spot: Great, now do me.
Race: What??
Spot: Name a time you helped me out, genius.
Race: Right, right, uh -
Spot: Can't think of anything, can you? Cause I'm slick.
Race: Would you shut up, you sound like an idiot. I'm thinking.
Spot: Don't hurt yourself.
Race: See, I'm having so much trouble thinking of a time because he's an asshole and no one would ever want to bail him out ever.
Spot: And cause I'm slick.
Race: Shut up.









