yum Skyrim
i hired my favorite cutie Vorstag to help kick bandit butt while I'm out and about in the Reach but i have to have him wait around for me while i take care of "personal matters" (report to dark brotherhood) (kill people for money) (appease the literal worst of the daedric princes bc zarathes is scared of him)
followers are still really funny tho bc we're sneaking into a forsworn fortress and behind me i hear, full volume, like we're outside in the Whiterun market-
baby. honey. shut up i don't want to fight six forsworn at once lmao












