#skulduggery quotes

[everasolace]

Skulduggery: “What a burden it must've been. You're very brave for facing it alone.”

Valkyrie: “Thank you.”

Skulduggery: “Amazingly, astonishingly stupid, but brave.”

Valkyrie: “Yeah.”

Skulduggery: “Very foolish, is what I'm getting at.”

Valkyrie: “I can see that.”

Skulduggery: “Thick, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie.”

Valkyrie: “You can really stop complementing me now.”

Skulduggery: “You brainless moron. You simple-minded cretin. You're a half-wit. A dimwit. An imbecile. You're as sharp as a marble. Thick as a ditch. Not the sharpest knife, nor the brightest crayon, and not the brightest bulb. You just fell off the turnip truck. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

[bluseum]

UNTIL THE END SPOILERS

“For my sake, I wouldn’t change a thing,” he said. “For your sake, I’d change everything.”

oh Skulduggery,,,, darling,,,

[agentcain]

Donegan: "Unbelieveable. A known fugitive isn't answering his door."

Gracious: "Knock harder."

Donegan: "Sure. Can I borrow your forehead?"

[everasolace]

Valkyrie: “Be nice.”

Skulduggery: “I'm always nice.”

Valkyrie: “Don't point your gun at his head.”

Skulduggery: “Oh. That kind of nice.”

[everasolace]

Skulduggery: “You're alive.”

Valkyrie: “You lost your hat.”

Skulduggery: “I did and that is unfortunate. But i'd choose you over a hat every time.”

Valkyrie: “What?”

Skulduggery: “I'm just saying that I'd—”

Valkyrie: “It would be a choice?”

Skulduggery: “Sorry?”

Valkyrie: “You'd need to actually choose between me and your hat? It wouldn't be an automatic thing? You'd have to pause and consider the options?”

Skulduggery: “Huh. I had thought that what I'd said was a good thing. Now I see that it wasn't. I apologise and will now change the subject.”

[agentcain]

"There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit they may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders."

"Skulduggery was."

"From what I heard, Detective Pleasant relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support."

[agentcain]

Thrasher: "Do you think the deal's gonna go sour?

Scapegrace: "Not with Clarabelle standing guard!"

Clarabelle: *brought a tennis ball with her, is bouncing it against a wall outside*

[agentcain]

Valkyrie: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing. What brings you here?"

Skulduggery: "My landlady gave me an idea."

Valkyrie: "Oh, splendid! Now if we could just get an opinion from your butcher?"