#skyrim post

[zwampy]

everyone grieves in their own way

[astxroiid]

All I want in life is a Skyrim boy... no man will ever compare to Brynjolf. He’s tall, dark, handsome, respectful, and he has a Scottish accent.

I might be non-binary. And I might hate being called lady, ma’am, miss, etc - but when he calls me (my character) lass 🤤🤤🤤🤤.

Brynjolf is the only man for me I stg

[nonbinary-weirdo]

Fucked off

Ok. Xbox One version of "High King of Skyrim Version 2" came out and I was fucking disappointed after adding it. No Surgus the Black to be found and his lair by the waterfall in Markarth isn't there either!!!!

All i can do is ask NPCs if they are essential or not and thats it!! 😤😤😤😤

0 stars for such a let down.

[trans-doctor-blog]

Dark Brotherhood sounds like an edgy name for a group of as edgy emo kids who gather up in some kind of cave to listen Fallout Boy and complain about their parents

Companions are sporty boys and girls who nobody thinks anything bad of. They are cool and most people admire them. The golden ones. Secretly their inner ring is smoking pot

Thieves guild is full of 12-year-old boys who think they are a big deal because one of them once snatched a candy bar. They drive aroud with their bikes, bully old ladies and think that school is for nerds.

The whole Civil War thing with Imperials and Stormcloaks is actually a fight going on between fans of two sports teams (probably football). Imperials are the bigger team and Stormcloaks dream about beating them one day.

[zwampy]

cicero... 👁️ 👁️

[zwampy]

shots of me admiring how amazingly good this retexture mod (iirc) makes miraak’s mask look. in game, with movement, the sheen is mesmerizing. big rec.

[zwampy]

misc ciceros

[zwampy]

these are the smiling ciceros of goodwill and fortune, may he bring you luck