“I could pretend to be your girlfriend at school and stuff. Then no one would ever give you a hard time.” “You'd do that for me?” “Sure. It'd keep the creepy guys away from me. Besides...I've never actually had a real boyfriend before. Well, not that you'd be a real boyfriend. But a boyfriend I could do things with, instead of...you know, just getting finger-banged all the time."
Shameless “Aunt Ginger” [S1 E3] Dir. Stephen Hopkins (2011)















