Oct 13, 2017
"And while I'm at it, the reds on my television aren't as red as they used to be. I'm also sure that Wagon Wheels used to be rounder." (with many thanks to BJSamblin over on Twitter for this one!)
#Nottingham Post#Well#Where to begin really#Ripped jeans#Over 25#Imagine#JUST IMAGINE#Can I get#NO#Self-service#Sunglasses#On top of your head#Embarrassingly ridiculous#Slashed jeans#£5 note#Not happy about it#It's been in your mouth#Reprimand#Tram#Or bus#Not fussy#Good luck#So#BYEEEEEE#WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE#Is it me?#I don't know any more Malcolm#I thought I knew things before I started reading this letter#But now it all seems so hazy#Contribution
