#slater-posting

[kkatastrophic]

Slater Ranking So far:

[kkatastrophiic]

Why am I crying laughing at this oh my god bro

[kkatastrophiic]

holy FUCK

[kkatastrophiic]

would only want to visit America for one reason and one reason only, and that is to see Christian Slater's Hollywood Star.

Yes, if I do a "world travel" that specific thing will be on my bucket list.

[kkatastrophic]

Christian slater is lowk an idiot in some of his movies. Vro💔

"Surely no one will guess that IMMM the pirate radio host who knows all of this about the school because I have a voice changer!" (Guy with very distinguishable voice and and a dad on the school board)

"Surely nobody will think I killed the pimp" (he left the drivers licence in the dead guys hand)

"Surely Travolta won't stop me from my plan" (after he explains his whole plan to the villain for a bit of an ego boost)

"Surely no one will suspect me for murder" (since he's been at the school for like a week 3 people have been murdered in unexpected "suicides")

"I want to be a vampire" (after said vampire told him how horrible it is to BE a vampire and lose everything and everyone you love to hunters and the passage of time)

[kkatastrophiic]

I'm never shipping real people unless theyre actually together. Wtf is wrong with you. Let people be co-stars in a show without ruining it. If I hear another person say "I ship christisn and winona" DESPITE CHRISTIAN BEING MARRIED WITH KIDS I am going to crash out.

[kkatastrophiic]

Actual footage of me trying to convince my mum to buy me concealer for dance competitions next week because the exact brand has a certain scent to it that reminds me of Christian Slater because I first used it when watching true romance while getting ready for school last year😀☝️😐✊️

[kkatastrophiic]

IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG WHAT IS HE DOINGGG THEY POSTED THIS IN A MAGAZINE TOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSQWEREGRHY FUCK